When @TheOnion is the voice of reason, you know we’ve gone ‘round the bend. Sigh.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1008923579277340672 …
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The Onion and reality merged a long time ago.
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This administration has made your job unbelievably difficult. They keep stealing all the best absurdities and making them real.
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It’s not funny in this case because it’s true.
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This might have been funny if it did not border so closely on today's reality. Sessions is as immoral as the rest of the Trump cabal and they have all devolved to their basest urges. The result is a humanitarian crisis CAUSED by America.
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What's next? Piano wire strangulations? That was a favorite technique of the SS.
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Let's be honest, if he said this tomorrow, none of us would be shocked or surprised
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He's actually legally prohibited from his kid-incarceration compromise. However, he's also the one tasked with enforcing that crime.
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he'll find a loophole.
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No longer satire
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I can’t believe you guys made me change my background pic from this Legend to this stupid
#OnionFacebook thing@TheOnion , whose idea was this? I know I must have not been invited to the meeting about this one guys. Not happy about it.pic.twitter.com/gojJ3YBYalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Had this been an actual quote, no decent American would have been surprised. In a
#Kakistocracy the satire practically writes itself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not funny.
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This little weasel needs to be put in his place. That smirk of his tells the whole story
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But frighteningly plausible.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion is more truthful than Fox News
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Not a very high bar to pass, but true
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