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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners https://trib.al/fh8hxPZ pic.twitter.com/Y4LuSu8TeL

    8:22 PM - 18 Jun 2018
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    31 replies 711 retweets 5,614 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Madtown‏ @theismad000 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @PriorLakeAPWH

        @PriorLakeAPWH I feel attacked. This is some peoples realities

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Mr. Wagner‏ @PriorLakeAPWH Jun 19
        Replying to @theismad000 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vdY6whs1Vx

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He once scored four touchdowns in a single game against Polk high. Now he's just a shoe salesman.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 18
        Replying to @tommitom24 @TheOnion

        Was once “All-Mountain 1st Team” should’ve made “All-State 1st Team” But , well you know the story

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. phil salib‏ @_phillycheese_ Jun 18
        Replying to @allynott_ @TheOnion

        i’m still living like a king among commoners

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He gets older and the high school girls stay the same age amirite @TheOnion brothers?pic.twitter.com/hbEbRGLpLL

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      1. Ëgg‏ @mypeanutmnms Jun 18
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        @MikeAndStuffYo

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      1. Tom Ballas‏ @BomTallas Jun 19
        Replying to @jcusin @TheOnion @Jakesmodernlife

        Lmfao

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      1. Ian Bormett‏ @BormTheStorm Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mitch_osterhaus

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      1. Jenny Lewin‏ @jclewin Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theDJbread 😉

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      1. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👑 It’s insidious, and now an epidemic. This guy was seen at a Long John Silver’s eating fish and chips on the pier at Brighton Beach all by his lonesome a week or so ago. He takes the train down once a month. 🇬🇧 @Kokomoschmoe @soonerrf @POLIV411 @Paul_Reid2 #AnonymousRoyaltypic.twitter.com/GZEaZNvm7B

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Jun 18
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        😆

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      1. spookytrigger21‏ @chronotrigger23 Jun 18
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        @Allisonewhite

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      1. waluigi‏ @wndr0 Jun 18
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        This is so sad 😭😭 can we shoot XXXTentacion?

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      1. John Trump‏ @JohnTrump1776 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hit a little too close to home.

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      2. niche quiche‏ @Y2_gay Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @armchairqueer relatable?

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