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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    ‘Incredibles 2’ Animator Describes How He Missed The Birth Of His First Child So Mr. Incredible Could Have Consistently Sized Penis Bulgepic.twitter.com/52PD9CqOwa

    3:21 PM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • Cadence DM Katherine Sind 🎃möthpebbles🎃 @pumpkin fest kaja!! Gto  🎃 John Marston Blue April Bowman kev ♨•|~preatty tall~|•♨
    35 replies 1,449 retweets 5,763 likes
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      2. NightmareFreddyKrueger‏ @NightmareFredK Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreigAmes

        What's with animators and bulges

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Greigames‏ @GreigAmes Jun 18
        Replying to @NightmareFredK @TheOnion

        We need our daddies to look right

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      5. Greigames‏ @GreigAmes Jun 18
        Replying to @bunnylveon @NightmareFredK @TheOnion

        Sorry butpic.twitter.com/HhiyuznyFs

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Zack‏ @TheZephyrStorm Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a real interview the entire time until I saw it was from the Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 96 likes
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      1. Jeremy Polgar‏ @Jpolgar1 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm glad it's a joke and it's super funny to watch. I love The Onion! But holy shit, they might not know how close to home this parody of an animator's experience is to reality (laughs nervously)

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's incredible

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Viridiana‏ @iUnapologeticMe Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Define your priorities 👏🏻

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. jimantoniou‏ @JimAntoniou Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only Mr. Incredible shared the same superhero qualities as Elastigirl in that department.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. emma‏ @emmaelizabetht Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheLaurenDragon the headline spoils the surprise

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Adam Albelo the spooky white‏ @Thumbreakur Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was supposed to be funny, this is just straight up depressing. And the worst part is, it's not that far off

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. emma‏ @emschob Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tonystarrk_ im pissing myself

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. qu!nn‏ @proxideprincss Jun 18
        Replying to @emschob @TheOnion

        FUCK

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. rowlet off the shits‏ @FrootRollUp1 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The video would've been less confusing if my brain didn't decide to cut out that last part of the sentence

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      2. spooky mormon hell dream‏ @platypusbunny Jun 19
        Replying to @Fendermentalist @TheOnion

        you don't check who posts things do you?

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      1. dan "the" man‏ @danielhentzchel Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GusRachels

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      1. John F. Bolduc Jr‏ @jbolducjr25 Jun 19
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        It’s the attention to detail that makes these cartoons so enjoyable

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