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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Lionel Messi Pissed After Forgetting To Wear Fitbit During Last Game  https://trib.al/cu6ni2x pic.twitter.com/SYi7CvEZrY

    1:44 PM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • Adam alli Taylor Haydon Mrs. Kermit tweeter formerly known as kanye Živilė 🎃 Shashank Kalucha Jules Amy Sutherland
    35 replies 813 retweets 4,992 likes
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      2. ⓐ‏ @Barzaboy Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most Americans don't even know who Messi is

        9 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
      3. Will Clarke‏ @clarkewrkorange Jun 18
        Replying to @Barzaboy @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ojbTtIjqHF

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. ⓐ‏ @Barzaboy Jun 18
        Replying to @clarkewrkorange @TheOnion

        ⓐ Retweeted julian  🇨🇺

        https://twitter.com/julianesquez/status/1008158010688954368 …

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        1:16
        julian  🇨🇺 @julianesquez
        My country is a laughing stock pic.twitter.com/lyBezOpxnn
        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Mossita37 Some hard-hitting news for you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Laury Hernandez‏ @Mossita37 Jun 18
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 now we know why he missed that penalty 🙄🙄. He better start focusing on playing better 😠😁😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Jun 18
        Replying to @Mossita37 @TheOnion

        This story made me laugh, too, because my boyfriend plays rec soccer sometimes, and they make people take their Fitbits and watches off. He gets mad because it's the only time he'd get enough steps to beat me. :p

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Laury Hernandez‏ @Mossita37 Jun 18
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Lol, it is funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Jun 18
        Replying to @Mossita37 @TheOnion

        I still haven't watched that much, but I'm still rooting for Argentina with you. ;)

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Laury Hernandez‏ @Mossita37 Jun 18
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        😊😊pic.twitter.com/cjTPhYpZLL

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hector 💀‏ @Hector_Oyarvide Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Selfie of him in the locker roompic.twitter.com/iWN8hBcr0k

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      1. Denny Lynch‏ @DennyChesney Jun 18
        Replying to @jennaisabella8 @TheOnion

        And then it makes you feel really bad when it tells you to “close your rings”

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      2. stephenjohn hughes‏ @RUOK4711 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was useless the Fans wer even more pissed off , he knows it 😎

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      3. King ione “No L” Messi‏ @Busquessi Jun 18
        Replying to @RUOK4711 @TheOnion

        not accurate

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Detective Pikachu‏ @ndmill15 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he lost out on a lot of steps, probably could have met his daily goal

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jun 18
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        He threw a bit fit.

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      1. Chandler Sing‏ @chandler_sing Jun 19
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        @aks1593

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      1. Rick Raducha (Rapid)‏ @RapidRick Jun 18
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        Would one work for me?

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      1. Joey DiDonato‏ @JoeyDiDonato1 Jun 18
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      1. Michael Lawrence‏ @mikelaw63 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He ain’t getting that cash anymore for not wearing it.

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