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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Onion Social Becomes World's Most Popular Social Media Site https://trib.al/wrRFcSF  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/MPKdHrTHTV

    12:56 PM - 18 Jun 2018
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    19 replies 40 retweets 513 likes
      1. Kayleigh Adams‏ @KayRoxYourSox Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got denied 😭 now I have nothing to live for. Thanks a lot.

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      1. Josh-BOO!-a Ray  👻 🎃‏ @joshuaray Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shut up and take my data!pic.twitter.com/odLCRm32ie

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I need 5% stock in onion social.

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      2. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine an ice cream social but with onions instead. Onion Social.

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      3. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 18
        Replying to @PuddHoney @TheOnion

        My eyes teared up just thinking about it...

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      4. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Jun 18
        Replying to @ParagHatzNate @TheOnion

        👏

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      1. Stephen with a 'ph'‏ @humbukr Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t catch a break. Sad face emoji.pic.twitter.com/MogCHfqCXu

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love how @TheOnion always interviews the same random dumba... I mean people

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s where I heard about it too Man!!! Craaaszzzzyyy hive mind stuff man 🙌👁🙌pic.twitter.com/TGHbSxuTTd

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Got in! Loving every minute of it. Came back here just to compare, and god, Twitter is just... bland.

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      1. d t ptak‏ @dtptak Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was rejected. Sad. It's because I don't like Trump, isn't it.

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      2. WNY Socialist‏ @WNYSocialist Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll join when they have an app that works at least 25% of the time

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      3. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger Jun 19
        Replying to @WNYSocialist @TheOnion

        Lol you have high standards.

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      1. Jack Dole‏ @TheNorseGodTyr Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Social media game of thrones! The Onion is like one of Daenerys' badass dragons..or Daenerys...whichever is more badass

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      1. Dave [H 😬DL] Matherly‏ @Dave_Matherly Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this the guy I call for mulch? can you provide his link?

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      1. Ritik Jha‏ @RitikGhosh3 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fs0c131y check this data theft collection... Need your opinion

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      1. Gufgold‏ @bethankfulforit Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/afcarsreport23.pdf …. Thousand and thousands of Hispanic children who are IGNORED by Pelosi. I wonder why they abandon these legal American HISPANIC children?

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      1. Ritik Jha‏ @RitikGhosh3 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck you don't click on this link only data collection

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      1. Gufgold‏ @bethankfulforit Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/afcarsreport23.pdf. Let’s test that theory. Look at all these legal HISPANIC children up for adoption and wards of the state because Democrats and liberals want to scream about illegals rather then the Hispanic children who need us

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      1. Ben Simpson‏ @bensimpsonpro Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps you have missed the @ASRomaEN revolution

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