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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Laura Bush Publishes Courageous Op-Ed Calling For Imprisonment Of Whoever Created ICE https://trib.al/evlcHm1 pic.twitter.com/CSf4ZQAuuN

    11:23 AM - 18 Jun 2018
    • 1,868 Retweets
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    • 𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔰 ℑ𝔯𝔞𝔢 ℑ𝔫𝔨Ö𝔯𝔡ä𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔤 OneWithTheWater ✊🏽⚡️🦉🌀 🕷 Zest In Pieces 🕷 Liam Fitzgerald Jordan Julee Dardeau Burhan 🌹🏝 Taoist Hermit upgraded to Hard Femme 💅🏾🏋🏿‍♀️
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    77 replies 1,868 retweets 6,511 likes
      1. i bless the rains down in Castamere‏ @Chinchillazllla Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        my only regret is that i have but one RT to give for this tweet

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      2. Vlae Kershner‏Verified account @vlaekershner Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        C’mon liberals, the first rule of getting something done is accept your allies where you can find them.

        4 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. mr walkway‏ @bigdruk Jun 18
        Replying to @vlaekershner @TheOnion @laurawbush

        I would accept her if she actually came forward for ICE abolition and compensation for people terrorized by them

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Julie Courtwright - Queen of Rats and Crows  🎃 🐁 🐀‏ @Jubbacca Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        Next Onion Article: "Onion Editors wish their headlines weren't quite so spot on."

        1 reply 2 retweets 56 likes
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      2. Super Elite Covfefe‏ @Trump_Videos Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @BernieUpstateNY @laurawbush

        AND That would be her husband - ICE was created in 2002 under DHS - so.......

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Alex Schmalex.‏ @AEC_PA Jun 19
        Replying to @Trump_Videos @TheOnion and

        pic.twitter.com/TaAB6uKkp7

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        Mrs. Bush was quoted as saying she was in favor of switching from the Dept. Of Homeland Security back to @ADT

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. aaron‏ @leftyaaron Jun 18
        Replying to @SamPalasota @TheOnion and

        they're home even when you're not ♫

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. I am Jack's complete frustration‏ @rellim_nayr Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        It's coming from inside the house, Laura

        1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @LisaMartino18 @laurawbush

        Hint: It was formed March 1, 2003.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3.  ❌ Cara Mastrey  ❌‏ @caramastrey Jun 19
        Replying to @TheRobert1288 @TheOnion and

        There's your answer #Obamadeepstatepic.twitter.com/NqtOxvdQEF

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Phrenic‏ @phrenic31 Jun 19
        Replying to @caramastrey @TheRobert1288 and

        I didn't know Roy Moore called trump a bigot.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        I do believe that was her husband. Oops...

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      1. Tim but Spooky  👻 ☠️ 😱‏ @TheLastTroll Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        hell yes

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        Art.

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      2. Where is Moose and Squirrel‏ @MooseWhere Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @laurawbush

        At least there's a chance those children will be reunited with their families. The 1000s of Iraqi children bombed into the stone age will never be seen by their loved ones again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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