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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Onion Social CEO: ‘We’re Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software’ https://trib.al/7DiNai6 pic.twitter.com/GqwXBY0wSt

    10:21 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • venmo: jackson-sheehan-1 JEEEEEEEEEEFFF nihilistic misanthrope Sumdevil Laura McLean B.Mags black tom cruise Sydney Polski Clayton Chastain
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

        UPDATE: Onion Social announced today that the site was recently victim to a massive security breach, compromising millions of users’ genitals. More info:https://www.theonion.com/onion-social-ceo-we-re-proud-to-announce-the-first-ge-1826907537 …

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      1. Shott‏ @climbon321 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not Hotdog

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      1. Stew Bacca  🇨🇦‏ @PaxJustica Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #HotdogNotHotdog @piedpipercoin

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      1. Greg Noe‏ @firsthour Jun 18
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        This is a real thing nowhttps://news.vice.com/en_us/article/evkzqa/facebook-revenge-porn-nudes …

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      1. raymond morris‏ @morrisr832 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel sorry for the guy who is in charge of quality control LMAO

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      1. SMOD C137‏ @PaulWDrake Jun 18
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        Poor Jian-Yang

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      1. יהוה‏ @HeavenlyFarter Jun 18
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        Awesome.. Maybe you can help me figure out whose dick this is?pic.twitter.com/aVwOhme60c

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      1. Jason Harris‏ @parkingwarrior Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Snap chat allready has this ; )

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      1. The Mario‏ @busterofballz Jun 18
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        No passwords! Just a rectal scan! Yay!

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      1. President Donald Bonespurs Dennison‏ @HowVeryEnglish Jun 18
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        You're all gonna regret those dick pics.....

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      1.  🔨Marxist-Epicist Noah 🎋‏ @TheWaddleDrop Jun 18
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        Huge step in the right direction. I'm proud of all the work you guys are doing.

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      2. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would have come in real handy 2 months ago @irena_fridman

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      1. priesevermore‏ @priesevermore Jun 20
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        Thank you, in a world where increasingly the real new headlines read like something from your site this headline was just the laugh I needed today.

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      1.  💜 🦄 ☮ ✌️ 🌈Lavern Lemay  🇺🇸 #Resist  🇺🇸 🚫 🐂 💩 🔫‏ @lplzydeco Jun 20
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        Is Anthony Weiner in the database?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jun 20
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        Apps coming to iPhone and android

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      1. Martin Brant‏ @RonK_1948 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @Naked5K

        Great idea. Now if we can be a clothe-free society we won't have to pull down our skirts or pants to check out at the grocery store.

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka Jun 18
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        I would like to remain genitally anonymous.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 18
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        No five dollar footlongs here

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