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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Meet Jeremy, Founder And CEO Of Onion Socialpic.twitter.com/93mImiwNYN

    9:50 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • Tim Leffew Dennis McDownUnder 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭 ; Rory Fiddle The Chief Executive Lemur Mero Khan That One Guy Tynan DeLong Nick Spanolios Melissa Jordan
    17 replies 50 retweets 357 likes
      1. dom nero‏Verified account @dominicknero Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        im excited to have a place to talk trash about my friends and get really rich doing it

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      1. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Wte2cB2mkV

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      2. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jun 18
        Replying to @gregotheus_ @TheOnion

        We were all thinking it. LOL

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Natalie Markiles‏ @NatalieMarkiles Jun 18
        Replying to @MarybethHorn6 @gregotheus_ @TheOnion

        Not me! Jeremy Is hot/ funny/ and tbh always pays it forward! #onionsocial #mcm

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Abort, Retry, Fail?r Abort, Retry, Fail?r‏ @MichaelR8783 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got rejected because I typed in “More than The Onion Staff“ in What’s your GPA.

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      2. ædiot ★彡‏ @delevrything Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh my god they actually made a thing for ithttps://onionsocial.com/welcome-to-onion-social-1826614110 …

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      3. ædiot ★彡‏ @delevrything Jun 18
        Replying to @delevrything @TheOnion

        cc: @oscaron

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      4. O-scare-on  ☕  🧐‏ @oscaron Jun 18
        Replying to @delevrything @TheOnion

        o_O

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      5. ædiot ★彡‏ @delevrything Jun 18
        Replying to @oscaron @TheOnion

        This is the best signup process I've ever had to go through tbhpic.twitter.com/TEnxCYNeMf

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. O-scare-on  ☕  🧐‏ @oscaron Jun 18
        Replying to @delevrything @TheOnion

        noice

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Natalie Markiles‏ @NatalieMarkiles Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion XD woah! ...so, so glad such a wonderful, (HOT!), intuitive coder is getting his day in the “magic hour” sun! @Jeremy, I cannot wait to network on this groundbreaking platform! #hero #mcm

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      1. Sweet Sherry Pie‏ @MommyHelperShow Jun 18
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        OMG. I wanna work for you! Genius!

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We are legion for we are many is actually one dude? Damn. I was expecting an army's worth of people for some reason.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ @TheOnion you gotta make it stoppppppppoooo 😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👁🙌🙌☠️👁👁👁☠️☠️🙌👁👁👁☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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      1. Cleopatra Mokokoane‏ @CleopatraDK Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awwww Tin Tin 😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

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      1. Ernie‏ @ErnieRiv_5 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A ginger running the onion.....truly it's a different time in which we are living

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