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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    "I now declare that the somewhat profitable but unwieldy sales vehicle which we call Journalism is all but dead, and I have replaced it with an ingenious new scheme known as the Social-Media!" https://trib.al/oCAC62g pic.twitter.com/IxXzTfsZKW

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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

        “So it is settled. After years of struggling to fill The Onion with digestible yet inflammatory pap, I shall capitulate to the dull-eyed masses and allow them to do it for me.” https://trib.al/oCAC62g pic.twitter.com/xMtceLLPaP

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      1. Cartwright?‏ @HaigIn88 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jackie Harvey and Jim Anchower next !

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      1. Jacob Russell‏ @GunganPower Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @ashleyfeinberg

        #FreeSmooveB

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      1. Adam‏ @Uncertaintist Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Where titans of reportage once trod, vulgarians shall argue incessantly, drowning each other in bilious ignorance!” — T. Herman Zweibel

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      1. Bunneh/Usagi-San‏ @BunnehUsagichan Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's back !

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      1. Shawn Stone‏ @ShawnStone_duh Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "the moist plop of editors jumping to their long-overdue deaths . . ."

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      2. Bo Daniel‏ @danielbkof2 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't T. Herman die years ago? I think he was shot off into space or something.

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      1. Justin Ramirez‏ @paukenspieler79 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t imagine how the Facebook profile for Standish is going to read...

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      1. Jake Maplewood‏ @jake_maplewood Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        T. Herman's back from space!

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      1. Rob Farnham‏ @RGavinF Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like @ChipChipperson

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      1. bonesy‏ @FishWithRabies Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ZWEIBEL!

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      1. YpsiArbor (Pod)Cast‏ @YpsiArbor Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I assume Mr. Zweibel pronounces "media" as "med-jya" instead of "mee-dee-a."

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      1. Berton Averre‏ @Averre13 Jun 18
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        You've been away too long, Herman.

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      1. gabrieladventura‏ @gabrieladventu4 Jun 18
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        When I was 4 I tried to communicate with fart bubbles in the bathtub.

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      1. Improv‏ @dachte Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zweibel, Cressbeckler, and Onion Talks are the three oldies I love seeing the most.

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      1. 𝕱𝓁𝑒𝓈𝒽𝓅𝒾𝓅𝑒‏ @NickPisca Jun 18
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        I was just thinking about good 'ol Man Zwiebel.

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      1. Climate Chains‏ @BrettB51053047 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @robshaw_vansun

        The best homage to the hyphen I've read in some-time.

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      1. Joy-Ayn Rand‏ @Pseudylus Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would legit pay full price for a THZ compendium

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      1. Joy-Ayn Rand‏ @Pseudylus Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bah Gawd is that T HERMANN ZWEIBEL'S MUSIC???!

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