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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Welcome To Onion Social, The Onion's New Social Media Platform. Join the revolution at http://onionsocial.com .pic.twitter.com/S5Ww54V3gi

    8:48 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • rival sisters Evie Dario Antonini manic-nomadic Pierre-Simon Laplace (((Andrew Paul))) m.t.b Ohnoitsmangofett SkelExo
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      1. panos v.  🌼‏ @imAlwaysLivid Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @KrashHash

        Finally, an alternative that truly matters.

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      2. Venu Gopal Joshi‏ @ciphonn Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got rejected.. I thought answering the isthmus question correctly would be enough to secure a spot

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Definitely Not Banksy’s Ghost because halloween?‏ @def_not_banksy Jun 19
        Replying to @ciphonn @TheOnion

        I have a slight feeling the article describing the onion connection is telling the truth...pic.twitter.com/E72P07jzbw

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sandra‏ @sandraessa123 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The caption on this was the best partpic.twitter.com/qzRHGRGLeb

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      2. Thatguyinthecorner‏ @Thatguy1o5recov Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion and Adult Swim are one in the same. This confirms it.

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      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        Can we get an “Adult Onion”? Like where you have to “Confirm Your Age”to enter? #AdultOnion #OnionAfterDark , it’s only a matter of time before @TheOnion dives into the 90% of the rest of the internet business that is @TheOnion Porn #OnionPorn .I wanna know is these guys rly feelpic.twitter.com/d9u0pqhGH4

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      4. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #OnionPorn http://www.OnionPorn.com  ... is that a real site already? I’m scared to click it, I just typed it, I’m not responsible for or aware of the content of that link and probably do not endorsepic.twitter.com/YEyKlnjE43

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      5. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @Thatguy1o5recov @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vVB3h6ocTj

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmfao #CryptoTwitter we have a new home to inhabit and it’s called #CryptoOnion @GemCrypto @elonmusk @ShillyJoel @CryptoEuclid @mysticaloaks @Mr_Anderson____ @the_analytical1 @thecoinchaser @ChrisWebby @officialmcafee @HoodieAllen @Crypto0fficial @CryptoCobain @CryptoShillNyepic.twitter.com/5r6vJ4wlvI

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      1. יהוה‏ @HeavenlyFarter Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you sell our data? Share my surfing history and I will smite the fuck all out of you!

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...@TheOnion a day keeps the doctor, the dentist -- EVERYONE away. http://www.onionantisocial.com 

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      2. The Perpetuity Party‏ @perpetuityparty Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't want to be a part of this unless it helps collect data for companies so they can convince me to buy stuff

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. hscer‏ @hscer Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit Onion, why did you reject my application? Is it because I told you I lost my virginity to Angela Dorothea Merkel?

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      2. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What will Onion Social's version of "vaguebooking" be called? Also, would you prefer more pictures of my food, or pictures of my children? If the answer is children, I'll go out and get some right now!

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      1. Gerçek Çiçek‏ @GercekCicek Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I got rejected (again)! Is it because I had no alibi for the night of the murder? Told you: I was home alone, trying to build up to the perfect profile to score a membership to Onion Social! Come on!

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