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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Facebook: ‘We Will Make Our Product Worse, You Will Be Upset, And Then You Will Live With It’ https://trib.al/vppakI5 pic.twitter.com/ou0ZIN1y8H

    8:05 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • Pedro (Welcome to Late Capitalism) サイバーパンク🃏🎃 #FreeLeonardPeltier #FreeRedFawn Sunshine🏳️‍🌈🏴 Lt. Sabbotabby 🌹🌻🚩🏴🥊 complimentary file type SPOOPY Andromeda 😈 Liam Fitzgerald Hammer
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      2. David Gee‏ @VTEP42 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @oscaron

        Narrator: “And there was much rejoice.”

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 18
        Replying to @VTEP42 @TheOnion @oscaron

        pic.twitter.com/J3PVrW73zZ

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      4. David Gee‏ @VTEP42 Jun 18
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion @oscaron

        This

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      2. TankCityRay‏ @tankcityray Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems like you’re on a one man mission to bring down Facebook

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Steve  ⚾️ 🏈 🍺 😎‏ @steveo6924 Jun 18
        Replying to @tankcityray @TheOnion

        Seems like Facebook is on a one man mission to bring down Facebook

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. TankCityRay‏ @tankcityray Jun 18
        Replying to @steveo6924 @TheOnion

        Can’t argue with that

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      2. z 💧‏ @PlasticGold_ Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jasonsterling70

        Wow kinda how @Snapchat is

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      3.  🏳️‍🌈Jason Anthony Sterling #EAGameChanger‏ @Jasonsterling70 Jun 18
        Replying to @PlasticGold_ @TheOnion @Snapchat

        Or you know every single social media platform- preach it! LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Anomynoush‏ @smilemorefolks Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #prettymuch 🤣pic.twitter.com/BsvEYRGGki

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      1. Trans baby D.va‏ @AphexTwipz Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol this ain’t even a lie, it’s all they’ve ever done. Stopped using it a long time ago when they wanted me to give them a picture of ID to regain access after logging in from a different country, no social media account is worth them having access to my ID.

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      1. Josué Javier Orozco ⚜️‏ @jjaviorozco Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @jewYak

        2013 😑

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      1. Gabriel‏ @dreena_gabriel Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        No I won’t; I don’t use Facebook anymore!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You'll be as complacent as my fashion consultants

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      1. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS Jun 18
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        This is why Facebook is failing

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, some honesty!

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      1. Jeff Spencer‏ @JeffSpencer04 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook is big brother, and you volunteered your data to make it so, facebook users.

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      1. Andrea Ball‏ @AndreaBall Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha sooo true

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i jettisoned after the cambridge analytica story broke, if facebook would allow that to transpire and materially affect the very core of our democracy there isn't anything to wouldn't do in the future. keeping up with my cousins in realtime wasn't worth that, to me.

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      2. Notveryconservative‏ @Notverycon Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looking forward to my privacy and personal data to be sold to the highest bidder

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