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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Woman’s Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship https://trib.al/U2ta4N5 pic.twitter.com/tZfBHe7rwM

    6:41 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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    70 replies 861 retweets 6,458 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @LisaMartino18

        #Riotous

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Pat Oliverio‏ @POLIV411 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheRobert1288 @TheOnion @LisaMartino18

        Pretty much how my in-laws felt.pic.twitter.com/xV0JOQltil

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Jun 18
        Replying to @POLIV411 @TheOnion @LisaMartino18

        You walked in with a lime three-piece. That’s all that really mattered.

        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
      5. Pat Oliverio‏ @POLIV411 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheRobert1288 @TheOnion @LisaMartino18

        Refused to buy a leisure suit.

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Martin Houseman‏ @mhous59 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah I think he could do better.

        0 replies 1 retweet 124 likes
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      2. Jacob van Berkel‏ @patietcontemni Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elon Musk really let himself go.

        2 replies 1 retweet 73 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes me think of Jerry & Gayle Gergich. And breakfast.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Jonathan Homrighausen‏ @jdhomie1 Jun 18
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        You mean Larry Gingerch? 😂

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Andy Imperfect‏ @Pixel_Imperfect Jun 18
        Replying to @jdhomie1 @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure you mean Garry

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Joe Miller‏ @xjoeymillerx Jun 18
        Replying to @Pixel_Imperfect @jdhomie1 and

        Nope. You’re all wrong. It’s Terry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Kayleigh Adams‏ @KayRoxYourSox Jun 18
        Replying to @xjoeymillerx @Pixel_Imperfect and

        Barry?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS Jun 18
        Replying to @KayRoxYourSox @xjoeymillerx and

        Tom?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Kayleigh Adams‏ @KayRoxYourSox Jun 18
        Replying to @RidiculousBS @xjoeymillerx and

        You know what, Ferret. I KNOW you can see there was a rhyming theme going on there. How DARE you ruin it, you could have easily said Jerry instead of Tom and you know it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS Jun 18
        Replying to @KayRoxYourSox @xjoeymillerx and

        Yeah but where's the fun in that

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Atlanta Hawks Tank Mode Activated‏ @TheDawgzilla Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Plot synopsis to The King Of Queens.

        2 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Alex Sroka‏ @alex_sroka Jun 18
        Replying to @TheDawgzilla @TheOnion

        Not sure Arthur was all that accepting:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-9oQdHctFo8 …

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. A.T. Heist‏ @rmw705 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God bless these parents, God Bless the United States of America and God Bless to anybody sneezing.

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      2. Kare Bare Bum‏ @KMFMFTB Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This should not even be a thing! Got nothing better to write about? How immature.

        5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 828d 82eih‏ @SimienFoxx Jun 18
        Replying to @KMFMFTB @TheOnion

        It’s a satire...

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Kare Bare Bum‏ @KMFMFTB Jun 18
        Replying to @SimienFoxx @TheOnion

        Doesn’t stop it from being rode and disrespectful.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Improv‏ @dachte Jun 18
        Replying to @KMFMFTB @SimienFoxx @TheOnion

        The best humour is unafraid of being rude or disrespectful.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation

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