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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

    Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings https://trib.al/q1D5hKi pic.twitter.com/SVJhtmVxHa

    5:54 AM - 18 Jun 2018
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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would be fun to have an OnionBook where your profile is mostly made up hysterical bullshit. Much like my real Facebook account, but with personality facts that are funny on purpose.

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      1. YukonDotCom‏ @BenjaminYukon Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook must die.

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      1. ∀‏ @NorkasPersonal Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dang, onion is on the warpath with facebook rn huh

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      2. Caleb DeHaan‏ @DeHaanCaleb Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @erikhunterczaja is this u

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      3. Antonio Bivins‏ @Dispersedme54 Jun 18
        Replying to @DeHaanCaleb @TheOnion @erikhunterczaja

        Was just about to ask that lol

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      1. Charlie Grapski‏ @cgrapski Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can someone at #Facebook please explain how FORCING people to be SLOW/POOR TYPISTS is going to SAVE US from the RUSSIAN MENACE? You do know that those sly and cunning Russian Spy-Trolls can figure out how to get around this "Security" measure by cutting/pasting INTO the box?pic.twitter.com/bgZ5bVXaPv

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      2. Richard Muurman‏ @riedmu Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's your source? How do poeple knoe it's true what your saying?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Melon Eusk‏ @warriorsmurf Jun 18
        Replying to @riedmu @TheOnion

        Hey friend! The Onion is satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Kevin Kroger‏ @UrbanChefPHL Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right after taking 10 surveys that mines all his data first.

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      1. Mech‏ @MechWarriorNY Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        [laughs in surveillance]

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      1. HQ2point0‏ @HQ2point0 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good one

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 18
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        Overlooked oversight lapses

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      1. Bob‏ @BraesBladesmyth Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...the cheese in the trap will have new wrapper and flavor for rat.

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      2. Lorna ChristmasTreen‏ @lornlornlors Jun 18
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        @kierxn_

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      3. kieran‏ @kierxn_ Jun 18
        Replying to @lornlornlors @TheOnion

        ok

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