Today I learned my name is "Area Dad"
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Area Dad Informs Busboy for the Third Time He’s Not Ready To Order
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“Area Dad calls server ‘the girl’”
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Wait what are your lame ass specials again?
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Florida man pries golf ball from pet dolphin's blow hole.
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends! " New York area marine biologist tells onlookers.
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Area Dad is frickin HUNGRY!
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@CMcNal total pmcnals moveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Please just @ me next time
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Also ordering food at the first sign of server.
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FAKE NEWS!
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Is this the restaurant equivalent of "customer instructs stocker to open another register"?
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Area Dad is the best superhero.
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Classic.
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