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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 17

    New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebook https://trib.al/NxhOjRl pic.twitter.com/s0azcJn8ol

    1:56 PM - 17 Jun 2018
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    29 replies 676 retweets 2,864 likes
      1. Austin‏ @AustinWirz Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Today has been a total assault on Facebook lol

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      2. neat.‏ @neat_official Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone tell me if this is real or not, i don't have facebook anymore

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ž̆͐̇̚o̾̀̅́̄l̂̅̈́̇̚r̛̄͂̕͝i̇̌̽̔͆s͊͗̇̅͝ 🥛‏ @zolriss Jun 17
        Replying to @neat_official @TheOnion

        completely real. the onion is a very trusted source.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Bobbi Bebchuk‏ @BobbiBebchuk Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I LOVE how you're hammering Facebook lately. Keep it up. #fuckfacebook.

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      1. Johnnew Archibald‏ @SMGJohn_EU Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone at Facebook insulted Onion, now Onion most trusted news source since 3000BC is unraveling FB's true colour

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      1. ☼ All Dusted‏ @AllDusted Jun 17
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        💩 #StupidMove 👻 #LOL #Facebook #ImGroot https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1008453247810658306?s=19 …pic.twitter.com/oo3YjURmXb

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      2. neat.‏ @neat_official Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone is going to make a notification that you don't have facebook installed on your device and to do it immeadietly

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. heytoby‏ @heytoby Jun 18
        Replying to @neat_official @TheOnion

        You get email notifications. Deleted only the app yesterday and I have had two emails telling me everything I have missed

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Anita Fineday‏ @AnitaFineday1 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t that the truth

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      1. Rakesh Kandi‏ @thekandhi Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @carlmalamud

        Facebook boring now

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      1.  🎃 7️⃣ 3️⃣ 🎃‏ @Ryeking73 Jun 17
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        pic.twitter.com/erenkWUQlU

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What Facebook users really need is a notifications alert that notifies users they have missed their Facebook Notifications Alert.

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      1. PiniponSelvagem‏ @PiniponSelvagem Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just open the fb app like twice a day... good luck changing that, twitter way better and less shit posting (at least for the people i follow). You add that notification? I disable fb notifications right there... simple as that. @facebook

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      1. Aayla  🌐☭⛤‏ @VelveetaSuicide Jun 17
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        What stage capitalism is this?

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      1. graham rowley‏ @legoman99 Jun 17
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        What's the point of that

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      1. 𝔼𝕞𝕞𝕒  🌺‏ @EmmaLouzer Jun 17
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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 17
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        Area Man-“it’s about time, I didn’t know what to do with those 30 seconds but with this notification I’ll know exactly what to do”

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      1. Mike Case‏ @MikeCaseEye Jun 17
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      1. dan kat‏ @Josephs415 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @mrlevine

        Ford Taurus X, Ford Model T, Ford Model A, and Ford F-1 should be back into production with redesign versions that pays homage to their original versions with all latest technology. They are most icon vehicles at Ford motor company specially model A and model T.

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