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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 17

    Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won't Say It, But It's True https://trib.al/pKvl0kP pic.twitter.com/YeuGy1raJs

    12:41 PM - 17 Jun 2018
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    22 replies 381 retweets 2,083 likes
      1. Roland Jenkins‏ @Roland_Jenkins Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My dad told me I was a loser but I'm sure he meant it in the good way.

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      1. Marshall‏ @Marshall_Lee_A Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChaseFaceShow

        Almost believed it, then I saw it was tweeted by The Onion...

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      2. Stud McMillionaire‏ @S_McMillionaire Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What kind of wholesome-posting is this smh head

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      1. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm still 100% convinced my dad meant it when he said I'd never amount to anything but for now, I suppose a good cry after reading this was needed.

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      1. Lowell Hamilton‏ @lowellhamilton5 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s proud of you. He’s just not proud of the choices you’ve made.

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      1. connor but spooky‏ @Manners16 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wholesome content

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      1. xizbow‏ @xizbow Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is wholesome

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      1. Tom Ruijterman‏ @slightlycrunchy Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sad and true. It’s a generational thing. I’ve never heard it from my Dad but I say it to my son every day.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I turned 18, on fathers day, my dad gave "me" a road map and a ham sandwich then said don't let the screen door hit you on the way out. I apparently was not the favorite son I'd hope to be.

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      1. The uhhh Egg boy 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Ohshiitboii Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t have a dad

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      1. Thaun  🎃‏ @Thaun84 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well someone has to counteract the overbearing mother or else kids will start thinking they are special for taking a shit.

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      1. Aayla  🌐☭⛤‏ @VelveetaSuicide Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news

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      1. Li‏ @Irarnef Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hits a bit too close to home

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The kid is one of the biggest meth dealers in town. Of course dad is proud!

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      1. Darryl Richard‏ @darrylrichard23 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because he knows, in the long run, you will thank him more for teaching you correctly than for being your buddy.

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      1. Marshall‏ @Marshall_Lee_A Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChaseFaceShow

        Ha!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cats in the cradlepic.twitter.com/Huz4rwOpBh

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      1. Internet Police Officer‏ @InternetCop911 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have two dads.

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