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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 16

    Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas https://trib.al/K2SFRnt pic.twitter.com/jK8yeBSJPO

    8:27 PM - 16 Jun 2018
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    • Cocaine Mitch Joni Skibo/LaCriox IHYDGM Pierre-Simon Laplace sophia cstarboston Tranquist1899 Neil McCarthy kaitlyn_is_queen_red
    41 replies 1,102 retweets 5,231 likes
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      2. hoss‏Verified account @hossfeed Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I want all Facebook users to know that you’ll never again encounter any ideas on our site that are in any way novel or ideologically challenging to you” 😘👌

        1 reply 4 retweets 56 likes
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      1. Mike D‏ @pupbroofdog Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        The #awkward moment when the Onion provides better reporting on something than the mainstream media. #FakeNews

        0 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook's Reboot Campaign: Remember how safe & fun your neighborhood was before the bad gangs moved in & ruined it? We're bringing the safe fun neighborhood back because who better to do that than the assholes who invited the bad gangs in in the first place? You're welcome!

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The G.O.A.T.S @TheOnion I swear 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🤘🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻😎🤘🏻😎😎

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      1. Nebinger‏ @medericnebinger Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why they are thinking to rename it FaceBug

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      1. Luca Veronese‏ @lveronese65 Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "visit the social media site again without fear of encountering any opinions, notions, or perspectives not aligning with one’s existing worldview" this is a reason not to abuse of #Facebook. Critical thinking is at the core of human evolution

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      1. Yuh‏ @Goatchicken_ Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know he had to do it to em

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      2. YoufymeAI - Mia Derian‏ @ParticleInTheBX Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are no accidents. Your pictures & information have been used to design the best facial recognition which it can find you anywhere you are in this planet in a matter of minutes.Also,to create profiles for mass robots that Mark has a billion dollar contract to design

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Aaron Montero‏ @Anime_Edge_RBLX Jun 17
        Replying to @ParticleInTheBX @TheOnion

        Dude, @TheOnion articles aren’t serious at all! They’re supposed to make fun of real-life events.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. YoufymeAI - Mia Derian‏ @ParticleInTheBX Jun 18
        Replying to @Anime_Edge_RBLX @TheOnion

        But what I said is serious. People most interested on fake and joke news. I reply to these tweets with real facts so at least they know some truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Aaron Montero‏ @Anime_Edge_RBLX Jun 21
        Replying to @ParticleInTheBX @TheOnion

        You don’t like satire or comedy, do you

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      1. mad trexi‏ @madtrexi Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank god no software developers were harmed.

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      1. RaeEh‏ @pickmanyabean Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @plukasik did you write this?

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      1. George Carlin is laughing at us‏ @TesladyneV8 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @the_moviebob

        I can’t wait for the day this becomes a actual headline published by Brightbart and/or Salon.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nonononononononononononono

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      1. Live From Hell’s Kitchen‏ @LiveFromHK Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TREASON!

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      1. software mechanic‏ @softwarmechanic Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah we'll make sure you get the minimal the difference in tf-idf scores between articles you liked and articles you see. Promisez Mark Zuckerberg. :-)

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      1. ahmad_haram‏ @ahmad_haram Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ,,,,,Please,,,, please. O

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