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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 16

    Mark Zuckerberg Admits He Unsure Why Anyone Still Uses Facebook https://trib.al/nNIjR15 pic.twitter.com/4K2f3n7zSy

    7:10 PM - 16 Jun 2018
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    67 replies 915 retweets 4,293 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Marcus V‏ @idhaise Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've learned more Russian on Facebook than I did in College.

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Emily Herring‏ @EmilyHerringTX Jun 16
        Replying to @idhaise @TheOnion

        Have you looked into learning Chinese? They just came out with the public version.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Marcus V‏ @idhaise Jun 17
        Replying to @EmilyHerringTX @TheOnion

        Jian Yang has me covered

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you @TheOnion 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🤘🏻😎🤘🏻☠️☠️☠️pic.twitter.com/ypxr1sAtw1

        4 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion

        @GemCrypto is this real life? 😂😂😂 I’m dead

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Matt Quinn‏ @poemblaze Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @SaveFindAGrave

        Grammar

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      2. IAteAButterfly‏ @AteButterfly Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey Zuckerberg, tell MySpace we said hi. 👋

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 17
        Replying to @AteButterfly @TheOnion

        You mean “tell a jail cell we said hi 👋” hopefully

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tina Marie Tanner‏ @TinaMarieTanne2 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have friends on there

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TinaMarieTanne2 @TheOnion

        You’re better off without them Tinapic.twitter.com/agljE81IlE

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Caesar A. S.‏ @Sparatan_1 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @Sparatan_1 @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is the realest

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Shan‏ @ShanCoun3 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onions make me cry...tears of laughter

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 17
        Replying to @ShanCoun3 @TheOnion

        They make me wanna party with @TheOnion writerspic.twitter.com/KLaUsKR0jl

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Aleks Dvorovkin‏ @dvor3d Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's free for a reason, lads.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @dvor3d @TheOnion

        It’s treason for a reason

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Peter Layton Petersen‏ @layton514 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know I never will.

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      2. Bullitt4872‏ @abadneon Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @TonyBrunoShow

        The Onion becoming serious journalism?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Jun 16
        Replying to @abadneon @TheOnion

        the only legit news source left on the planet!

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