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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 16

    5 Things To Know About Mark Zuckerbergpic.twitter.com/qA1ISLc9Kx

    5 Things To Know About Mark Zuckerberg
    4:36 PM - 16 Jun 2018
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    16 replies 206 retweets 679 likes
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      2.  🎃Corpse 💀‏ @CorseTweets Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I met Zuckerberg in person at the East Palo Alto headquarters. He has a surprisingly big forehead.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 17
        Replying to @CorseTweets @TheOnion

        This is not surprising to me

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      2. NeoMT‏ @Ne0MT Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #1 he also knows 5 things about you and probably way more

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jun 16
        Replying to @Ne0MT @TheOnion

        He also has at least 10 nude pix of you. Even If you never took any.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Weeaboo #7391-G‏ @Deskbot000 Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was created by zucc himself as it does not mention him being a robot lizard-person at all

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      1. Johnnew Archibald‏ @SMGJohn_EU Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imao

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      2. Lorenzo Potrich‏ @lorenzopotrich Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/AYOM0HiBWI

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      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 17
        Replying to @lorenzopotrich @TheOnion

        😂pic.twitter.com/AKfRmy2Xnv

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      2. Jim McDaniel‏ @SeacoastLegal Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was constructed in the same lab that put Steve Austin back together. They rebuilt him, made him better than he was before. They had the technology. Now, Zuckerberg has the technology. We're doomed.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook was just so much more better than Friendster , Don Draper himself probably came up with “Facebook”pic.twitter.com/8nYZU38DMK

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you @TheOnion 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/dNcNEZdnMy

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      1. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 Jun 16
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        Or the Fates could have chosen My Space.

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      1. Zerabp‏ @Zerabp Jun 16
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        Wait, where's the satire?

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow . The ginger with highest amount of souls. Who'd have thunk it?

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      1. Tweets with replies by CATHEDRAL‏ @pissonthelawn Jun 16
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        5. He's inhuman

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