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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

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    9:16 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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      2. LightPollution 🌙‏ @NoStarsHere Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am the youngest person who gets this joke!

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      3. Teppec‏ @Teppec Jun 16
        Replying to @NoStarsHere @TheOnion

        I am not the youngest person who gets this joke.

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      1. Jessica Richmond‏ @itsmeejessica Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Omg whoever thought of this deserves a promotion and a raise

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      2. Craig B‏ @craig58 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m actually old enough to remember tv stations shutting down at about 2am.

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      3. Deimos‏ @MusingsOfDeimos Jun 15
        Replying to @craig58 @TheOnion

        Funny thing is, I was just recently talking with a coworker about remembering this. Of course, I also remember seeing it at the start of the day when I'd be up, hoping to catch Saturday morning cartoons, if that gives any sense of my age.

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      1. Irreverent Handle  🌹‏ @alphanumerals Jun 15
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        Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence...

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      1. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart Jun 15
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        Let's hope this doesn't actually happen...

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      1. Bad-Past-Haver George Washington‏ @PlankySmith Jun 17
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        lol

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      1. Kevin Dodson‏ @SonofdodAda Jun 16
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        How old do you have to be to get this joke?

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      1.  🖤  🎸 🎸  🖤 [BUT SPOOKY]‏ @Colindoesntcare Jun 16
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        Adult swim joke?

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      1. The Alchemist LA‏ @TheAlchemistLA Jun 16
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        I wish this happened

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      2. Connie Rivenbark‏ @ConnieRivenbark Jun 16
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        How many politicians who are against the wall and immigration control have unlocked their gates and allowed the homeless in without restraint, fed and clothed them, and allowed them to share space with their children? If that is ok for our country, why not for their homes?

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      3. Connie Rivenbark‏ @ConnieRivenbark Jun 16
        Replying to @ConnieRivenbark @TheOnion

        I believe in helping those in need. If I don't do it wisely,I will find myself broke and unable to help anyone including myself and my own family. Being generous does not mean being stupid. If we destroy this country by not being wise, no immigrants will get our help then.

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      1. Robert Thomas‏ @HailIommi Jun 16
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        I... I thought I dreamed that...

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      1. Charles Bonnar‏ @CBrex617 Jun 16
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        Poltergeist!

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 16
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        WARNING! This internet provider will report you for taking the knee during National Anthem.

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      1. Teppec‏ @Teppec Jun 16
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        Are there even any local stations that do this any more?

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      1. Lost Ark‏ @lostark Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was this unique in every city? How was it played? We had Bela Fleck strumming the banjo anthem here in Nashville.

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      1. Resting Killface‏ @TheDukeOfNearl Jun 15
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        With fighter jets doing a flyover of Mount Rushmore

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