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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Mark Zuckerberg: ‘You Should Be Grateful All Your Incessant Oversharing Online Is Actually Worth Something’ https://trib.al/z6Xo7iU pic.twitter.com/Op1E9Q5YVw

    7:37 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    25 replies 405 retweets 2,116 likes
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      2. William Jette‏ @WilliamJette Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone is so hard on Zuck and Facebook. They were so busy just trying to connect and broaden a community and spirit of sharing and love and harmony and daffodils and pots of honey that they just simply forgot not to exploit everyone’s weaknesses.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @WilliamJette @TheOnion

        I mean how could they not, it was right there for the exploiting

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook should change their company slogan to "You fucked up. You trusted us😂😂😂".

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/pvVWA9ZR4z

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook's Reboot Campaign: Remember how safe & fun your neighborhood was before the bad gangs moved in & ruined it? We're bringing the safe fun neighborhood back because who better to do that than the assholes who invited the bad gangs in in the first place? You're welcome!

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      2. The Humungus‏ @Ricardo_Gozinya Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The thing people need to remember about Facebook, and all social media for that matter, is this: You are not the customer, you are the product.

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Anita Roth‏ @moonlily333 Jun 17
        Replying to @Ricardo_Gozinya @TheOnion

        So we're back to not trusting ANYONE. That's no way to live. Guess we should have gotten it on paper.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. The Humungus‏ @Ricardo_Gozinya Jun 17
        Replying to @moonlily333 @TheOnion

        Trusting individual people is fine. Trusting multinational companies further than you can throw them just being naive. They don't care about people, outside of how much they can use us.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Anita Roth‏ @moonlily333 Jun 17
        Replying to @Ricardo_Gozinya @TheOnion

        Agreed. & it's only getting worse.

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      2. Jason Townsend‏ @Imonaboat83 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just farted. How much was that worth?

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      1. J. Ryan Conley‏ @BlockchainRyan Jun 16
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        Way to go guys!!! Help us share #FutureNet as the next @Facebook that pays the people in #Bitcoin! http://www.Kimdotcom.futurenet.club  @FacebookBreakup @KimDotcom @dennisrodman @realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/ZAnIpHXd4p

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      1. CryptoHusker‏ @RobKruegerz Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @RichardHeartWin

        He can...GFH

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      1. Anita Roth‏ @moonlily333 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A man that doesn't honor what he says he will do is no man at all.

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      1. (-_-(-_-)-_-) David Vallence  ™️ (-_-(-_-)-_-)‏ @david_vallence Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately this post has a hint of truth!

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mark Zuckerberg - “ don’t be such greedy products by wanting a piece of the pie”pic.twitter.com/jBeQMPebNJ

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      1. L A L O‏ @OfficialLalo Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @RichardHeartWin

        Obviously, we all made him a billionaire after all.

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      2. Creepy  👻 Jeepy‏ @ScareQuotePro Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It isn't. But don't tell his stupid advertisers that.

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      3. The Humungus‏ @Ricardo_Gozinya Jun 16
        Replying to @ScareQuotePro @TheOnion

        It's worth quite a bit to them, and anybody else who does microtargeting with their advertising/marketing. Hell, it's why social media is able to exist, why Twitter and everybody else lets you sign up and use their product for "free".

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