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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/sHxHQ5IVWz

    7:00 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    • SnugHouse Portland PLOW Tristan Putman Ton7 Ravanne abby palazzo andrew matthew 🔆 Chelsea Brown a warm mess
    64 replies 484 retweets 1,686 likes
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      2. Jack of all Deeths‏ @JackDeeth Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not true. It doesn't contain a 'g', for instance.

        1 reply 2 retweets 45 likes
      3. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Jun 15
        Replying to @JackDeeth @TheOnion

        The 'g' is silent and invisible fyi

        1 reply 1 retweet 41 likes
      4. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Jun 15
        Replying to @C0mpZach @JackDeeth @TheOnion

        It only appears to those who are worthy

        0 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Ron Dufresne‏ @RonDufresne Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another little known fact: "cabbage" is the only English word that rhymes with "orange."

        1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
      3. Denis Davies‏ @DenisDavies Jun 16
        Replying to @RonDufresne @TheOnion

        What about lozenge?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Gary Harry Harrison‏ @ArmChairSJW Jun 17
        Replying to @DenisDavies @RonDufresne @TheOnion

        Don't forget bozenge.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Ross Widenor‏ @RWidenor Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can honestly say that that is not something that I knew.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Laluda Thraudil‏ @eyeh8huemans Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you know? "Cabbage" is also the only word in the English dictionary to have numbers in it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Σ(i³) = (Σi)²‏ @SvenGeier Jun 17
        Replying to @eyeh8huemans @TheOnion

        ... And the only one that rhymes with both "orange" and "purple"...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Who Did You ExSPOOKED‏ @WhoDidYouExpeck Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A, b, c, d, damn you're right it has them all

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Don Zborowski‏ @donzsrvc Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        Very underrated veggie, you might say a head of its time.

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      2. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't forget "facetiously".

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Scott Wesley‏ @swesley_perth Jun 15
        Replying to @teiladnam @TheOnion

        That's got vowels in alphabetical order. I never seem to forget that titbit

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. /trash/‏ @slashtrashslash Jun 15
        Replying to @swesley_perth @teiladnam @TheOnion

        holy shit

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Johanne Bellehumeur‏ @JohanneLivesky7 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't get it

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      1. Izanne‏ @izanne_85 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't see an f or a p.

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      1.  ❄ 🌹SpookyLucifer 🌹 🔥‏ @SpookyLucyLulu Jun 15
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        I think my IQ dropped just by reading that! What the actual fuck did I just read?

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      1. Rompess‏ @MsRompess Jun 15
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        @FoxNews @foxandfriends #MAGA @GOPpic.twitter.com/E7rZmLm2hj

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      1. Pirate Duck‏ @realpirateduck Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I was as high as y'all right now

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