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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Facebook Vows Not To Hand Over Users’ Medical Records To Government https://trib.al/IGaq0Fo pic.twitter.com/ecbdH93sSN

    5:46 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    26 replies 163 retweets 998 likes
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      2. guillotine fan acct‏ @spumonijones Jun 15
        Replying to @WeismongerJudy @TheOnion

        sweetie

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      2. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank God for their moral compass. 😆😆😂😂😅

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Blythe Gryphon‏ @Blythe_Gryphon Jun 16
        Replying to @BerzinskyM @TheOnion

        Too close to truth; sounds like Trump-lies bc FB, Microsoft, Google—all major digital/internet/SM carriers, pre-Trump were potentially Big Brother. Now they, as suppoorters or not, are spies for Big Brother and have been, or had the capacity since we first put a phone in a modem.

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      4. Blythe Gryphon‏ @Blythe_Gryphon Jun 16
        Replying to @Blythe_Gryphon @BerzinskyM @TheOnion

        The Onion’s dog story was better. (Can’t recall what it was, but it still fell within the satire genre) That’s it! All their moguls and politicians should be in non-human animal format, as in “Animal Farm” Pig sort of newsmakers. Oh, wait, to big an insult to animals.

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      1. Jebus2.0‏ @0Jebus2 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure? Imagine the loss of catherter sales without that information?

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook's Reboot Campaign: Remember how safe & fun your neighborhood was before the bad gangs moved in & ruined it? We're bringing the safe fun neighborhood back because who better to do that than the assholes who invited the bad gangs in in the first place? You're welcome!

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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zuckerberg's android skin looks almost lifelike in this picture.

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      1. Don't worry, I AM HERE!!!‏ @BluesFan4910 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For a second I thought this was real and I was thinking how the f does crapbook have my medical records?!?!?!

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      1. Blythe Gryphon‏ @Blythe_Gryphon Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @BerzinskyM

        Ha!

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      2. MiniCM‏ @MinierCM Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        How about giving NO DATA 2 ANY1!!! TILL Then, I'm Not using FB.

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      3. Boy Hezbollah‏ @DeadReaganz Jun 15
        Replying to @MinierCM @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Wooosh

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you Zuck!!! You’re the greatest friend a guy could ask Man!!! I knew you wouldn’t do it!!pic.twitter.com/8l9BYK3Erf

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      1. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Jun 16
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        How did they get users’ medical records in the first place?

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hi doc, sir it says here you are a chronic maturbater.......

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      1. architectonik‏ @architectonik Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shut up and give me those medical records @facebookpic.twitter.com/l9OSracVoR

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      2. jStellar‏ @j_stellar Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do they get your Medical records? It’s a HIPPA violation to share med information Vows mean nothing

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      3. Jennifer Schwab‏ @JenSchwabEsq Jun 16
        Replying to @j_stellar @TheOnion

        Dude. Seriously?

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      1. Michael brown‏ @Michaeliowa1965 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... yet because they haven't negotiated a high enough price.

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