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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Brooks Brothers Unveils New Line Of Monogramed Cum Rags https://trib.al/H0X6O8x pic.twitter.com/7Kcqoo5osj

    2:20 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    38 replies 160 retweets 1,186 likes
      1. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cashmere or don’t even fucking bother

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      1. Shah 👀ster‏ @Shahooster Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        JZZ

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, you could be identified by your initials OR your DNA.

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      1. New conversation
      2. Matt‏ @lkl333334 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right up your alley @kevinmarty92

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. EEK! Night!‏ @EE_Knight Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I look forward to making the same "oh no, you keep it" gesture Hugh Grant makes to Emma Thompson in "Sense & Sensibility."

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      1. Aaron Coleman‏ @aacoleman Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank God I always forget which one is mine

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally. The socks they sell were beginning to chafe.

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can I get the same 'L' that Laverne had on all of her outfits? I'm, uh....asking for a friend.

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      1. Jake‏ @jakeryder161 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JackLouisCarter

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      2. Shrieky Ghoulover‏ @dizzydover Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mattandjerry They stole your Romance Rag!

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      3. Matt & Jerry Show‏ @mattandjerry Jun 16
        Replying to @dizzydover @TheOnion

        We’re getting used to it

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's for blowin', not for showin' takes on a whole new meaning.

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      1. William Rory Coker‏ @CokerRory Jun 16
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        I haven't needed one since my operation, thanks.

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      1. Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!‏ @Ironyrulesall Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Yes, they're making quite a splash! Just gushing with style, this is an accessory for the handy man! Grab it while you can, while the iron is hot, and don't let go! 😟😝😝

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      1. Sarah Sanders‏ @SecSlanders Jun 15
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        .@potus invented this.

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      1. Melissa Leigh‏ @Deleviania Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhhhh-mazing 😂😂

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      1. Serhat Bakis‏ @IBM_TrueNorth Jun 15
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