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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Leaked Audio: Mark Zuckerberg And Facebook Employees Make Fun Of Teenager’s Private Coming Out Messagepic.twitter.com/5r3mwRaD9I

    1:24 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    • 𝙋𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙛 Deplorable American just sumn.. Jack Ivory FLAZ ゆっこ 鹵 Inspector Gotts Nathan Carmen K
    25 replies 147 retweets 591 likes
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      2. Paul Farrington-Douglas‏ @Bridge_DepEd Jun 15
        Replying to @CydCarlson @TheOnion

        Ummmm..... have you never heard about The Onion before, then?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. XOツ  🐝‏ @XOExlipse Jun 15
        Replying to @Bridge_DepEd @CydCarlson @TheOnion

        They’re being sarcastic.....

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      5. large speedboaty 🦒‏ @zayaanazfar Jun 15
        Replying to @CydCarlson @Bridge_DepEd @TheOnion

        This is pretty funny tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      7. Spoopy Scawy Skeletal Formation‏ @yado3181 Jun 15
        Replying to @CydCarlson @zayaanazfar and

        No one cares, Buzzkill...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Brad Myers‏ @thebradmyers Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, @TheOnion, always so reliable. Reminding us that a large percentage of the population will believe everything they hear and see on the internet. The replies to stuff like this are the best. Keep up the good work!

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      1. Delfi Warner-Haskell‏ @DelfiWarner Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hilarious! I can't wait for the dumb shits to start sharing it as a actual story lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Paul Farrington-Douglas‏ @Bridge_DepEd Jun 15
        Replying to @CydCarlson @TheOnion

        What for? Seriously? This is bloody perfect satire. Unless you're a major fan and personal friend of Zuckerberg, maybe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. XOツ  🐝‏ @XOExlipse Jun 15
        Replying to @Bridge_DepEd @CydCarlson @TheOnion

        Stop..... you’re being trolled right now

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Mike  🔮 (Smart)(Jacked)(Patriot) 🥇 💪 🇺🇸‏ @Vascillia Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is this zuckerberg week? Did I miss something in the news?

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Progressive Fury‏ @ProgressiveFury Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I believe this happened

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      1. ToTheBatmobile‏ @ApoliticBatman Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The poor audio quality tells me this is real

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      1. TheFoosa‏ @Fexican12 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit that was fantastic.

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      2. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be perfectly fair, Brandon is *not* Zuckerberg's customer - he is the product.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Jun 15
        Replying to @moore3t1 @TheOnion

        Think of this conversation as "Quality Control".

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      1. Matthew Russo‏ @MattDaRus Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TWalter160 @jonathanfurnas @thepilgram

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      1. Jack Ruark‏ @thejackruark_ Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So.... Brave.

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