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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Sessions Defends Separating Immigrant Families By Citing Senate Confirmation Vote https://trib.al/molJOBJ pic.twitter.com/vBdFrZtDyG

    12:57 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    • 𝕾𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖋 Elisabeth Darcy née Bennet James Harvey Pierre-Simon Laplace The Troops Wide Receiver Photography Celtic Vision ... by Earth, Sea, & Sky. Greg Wilson BussyPop Phantom
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      1. disgusted dedede‏ @Disgusted_DDD Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You sure this is satire?

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      1. Pro B‏ @UnrealPros Jun 15
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      1. Spooky Scribe 🌹‏ @Scholarly_Mind Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit, The Onion is on fire.

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      1. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA Jun 15
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        And when that didn't work, he tried reading the ingredients from the back of a cake mix box as proof that he was doing God's work by yanking young kids away from their parents.

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      1. chromosoulmatic‏ @chromosoulmatic Jul 2
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        UN-YUN! UN-YUN! UN-YUN!

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      1. Ginger‏ @moonchaser7771 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ASlavitt

        Did I mention Sessions can "bite me"...?? There you have it, and here we are.🇺🇸Look up the Laws.

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      1. Kristen  🌱 Wiggins‏ @kcdubz Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ASlavitt

        🔥🔥🔥

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      1. Commit to Vote‏ @CommittoVote Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ASlavitt

        Sessions is Dobby's evil Keebler twin brother.pic.twitter.com/felSKwbi4u

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      1. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jun 15
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        Reality was crazier this time. He invoked the Bible this time, to justify his Nazi politics...

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      1. Boy Hezbollah‏ @DeadReaganz Jun 15
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        The past few months, the onion has lost all chill. It's Glorious.

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      1. Jeni Peni  🎃‏ @peni_jeni Jun 15
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        Lol!

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      2. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet the Dems had no problem with this under Obama. Weird.

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 15
        Replying to @byronaaugust @TheOnion

        Cept if never happened under the Obama the more damning difference is that neither Eric Holder or Loretta Lynch basically stated openly that they would separate children from their parents which is what Jeff Sessions has done at least twice.

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      4. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Jul 2
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        Good they didn't state it "openly", right?

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      1. Ponder‏ @Washyourowndish Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice work on this one.

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jun 15
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        БЕЗ ФАНАТИЗМА

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