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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Strongly Rebukes Implication She Doesn't Lock Own Children In Cages https://trib.al/U1wf9M3 pic.twitter.com/vvcMCMlBkx

    12:03 PM - 15 Jun 2018
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    56 replies 755 retweets 3,214 likes
      1. underworldimage‏ @underworldimage Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's True !!! Sarah only locks other people's Children in Cages 🙉🙈🙊

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      1. Patrick Hughey‏ @phuey2003 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the fact that she has children....(shudder)

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      2. Matt Zunich‏ @Matt_Zunich Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But... How can we be so sure...?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. DeeDee‏ @MammaJello Jun 15
        Replying to @Matt_Zunich @TheOnion

        The Bible says thou shalt not lock thine offspring in cages!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Simone‏ @OatmealWookiees Jun 15
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        It would be very biblical if she did.

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jun 15
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        СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ Retweeted The Onion

        https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1007672036670525441 …

        СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ added,

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        $30 Million Donation From Chan-Zuckerberg Charity To Help Kids Learn To Read Returned https://trib.al/cjwS02V  pic.twitter.com/XL44JAh83s
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      1. The Screever‏ @Chalkarts Jun 15
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        She’s the master of the asymmetrical Smokey eye.

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      1. Senior Bear‏ @NateOrsini Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit, that's funny.

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      2. Sarah Sanders‏ @SecSlanders Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion isn't funny. Their taste is horrible. Every time I peel one I cry. Nothing funny about it.

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      3. Jeanny Yoo-Swan‏ @yoojunghee Jun 15
        Replying to @SecSlanders @TheOnion

        Chill, that was little funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. melvin devine‏ @melvindevine81 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s for the first time in her life telling the truth they lock themselves in said cage pour salt around it draw a pentagram and hang bible pages on the bars

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      1. Diane  ❤️Outlander‏ @DianeSunny0712 Jun 15
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        She is heartless and a vile person in every respect.

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      1. Michelle C Deering‏ @ChastainMic Jun 15
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        She is a cold hearted b....Definately not a Christian!

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      1. TheLegendaryRepairMan‏ @theegendaryrep1 Jun 15
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        Of course she does. It's in the bible

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      1. Darrel V Willis‏ @DVincentW Jun 15
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        "In fact I have 13 kids in my attic. 15 in my basement, and 4 in my bedroom closet."

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      1. Brained in a Vat 🔄‏ @BrainedinaVat Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now do one about Michael

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      1. Grant Jansen‏ @GrantWJansen Jun 15
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        Disgraceful! Sums up the @realDonaldTrump administration... legitimized racists, criminals, liars, propagandists. Be ashamed #America #WorldCup

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      1. Anthony Hernandez‏ @trinisteeler Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone musta locked her in a cage, as a child. Then somebodies daughter needed a job.

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      1. ThingsThatOutrageMe‏ @NOTOKAYNOTTODAY Jun 15
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        The Onion is the only thing keeping me sane in 2018.

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