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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    ‘You’re Deleting Your Account? We’ll Be Sad To See You Go,’ Says Facebook Prompt Showing User Photo Of Own Dead Body https://trib.al/bT15AOn pic.twitter.com/Y3geuBb3I1

    9:11 AM - 15 Jun 2018
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      2. shell  ☁‏ @mommysdoodles Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well, that was sutil.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Zhoure Flites‏ @zhoure_flites Jun 15
        Replying to @mommysdoodles @thoughtsofrain @TheOnion

        Subtle?

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      4. shell  ☁‏ @mommysdoodles Jun 15
        Replying to @zhoure_flites @TheOnion

        sorry! I wrote it in Portuguese 😶 thanks!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      5. Zhoure Flites‏ @zhoure_flites Jun 15
        Replying to @mommysdoodles @thoughtsofrain @TheOnion

        Thats cool!! You're already one step ahead of me with knowing portugese and english😜

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pfft. Whatever. I deleted my account and I'm still ali--..................................................................................................

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      2. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "So you want to delete your Facebook account?"pic.twitter.com/jrGFMygYEy

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Matt Loewen‏ @MattLoewen59 Jun 15
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to work at Facebook."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 15
        Replying to @MattLoewen59 @TheOnion

        Facebook jail....pic.twitter.com/ty4el8WghA

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      1. Sara Kosiorek‏ @SaraKosiorek Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you guys definitely need a weekend.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook's reboot campaign: Remember how safe & fun your neighborhood was before the bad gangs moved in & ruined it? We're bringing the safe fun neighborhood back because who better to do that than the assholes who invited the bad gangs in in the first place? You're welcome!

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      1. Faux Cousins‏ @DjukaMatauri Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.

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      2. hello sir‏ @JackyChgan Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wtf did Facebook do lol that’s like the 5th article in the past couple days

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jonas King‏ @jonas_king Jun 15
        Replying to @JackyChgan @TheOnion

        You know, just sell our personal data to the highest bidder and ignore signs that the Russians were interfering in our elections and thumb their nose at the international community and ...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. hello sir‏ @JackyChgan Jun 15
        Replying to @jonas_king @TheOnion

        Ik that but that was a little while ago, I’m wondering if there was something more recent

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jonas King‏ @jonas_king Jun 15
        Replying to @JackyChgan @TheOnion

        Yeah... that’s old news I guess.

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      1. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Just deactivate it, miss, then you can come back any time!"

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      2. amit MEENA‏ @amitrevo Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this for real, @facebook?!?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jacqui Pybus‏ @JacquiPybus Jun 15
        Replying to @amitrevo @TheOnion @facebook

        … you’ve not come across @theonion before, have you?

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      4. amit MEENA‏ @amitrevo Jun 15
        Replying to @JacquiPybus @TheOnion @facebook

        Maybe. Mostly I've been bookmarking tweets to read later.. I guess, I'm in for some surprises when I do

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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