The sad thing is that this is too accurate to be even funny
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@TheOnion = 300 Zuck's feelings = The Persian Empire - 1 more reply
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This also applies to sites like InfoWars and Breitbart
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BABIES GETTING SMARTER EVERY DAY. TRULY AMAZING.
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That's one smart baby!
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This seems mean. Correct mind you, but mean.
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Literally every opioid pamphlet.
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thank god for commas.
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What will you do
@TheOnion ? This is your baby talking! Surely a tour of TV talkshows, maybe a made for TV special...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You forgot to include "Daddy can no longer see your posts".
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The Onion nails it. Kudos, writers!
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darling daughter - astonished you are on twitter but it is important you have a voice, then be a face. Now stop smacking Mark's Face.
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Breitbart?
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Who’s talking? What website? Who’s the baby? Am I missing something?
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A brain
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Which question’s answer is that? I’m guessing the last one. But still, this is out of context. I’m from a as you call, third-world country, I have duties & responsibilities unlike you. I can’t waste my time on trivial stupid news that you may follow.
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