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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 15

    Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters https://trib.al/TYN4UXi pic.twitter.com/GM2MbVJpfs

    7:29 AM - 15 Jun 2018
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    • Betting for a Living John Anthony Reyes lys 🌌🌑🌱☁ Sibusiso Mubarak Ngwenya 🐊 GIO The Indeterminator🌹 Rachel Marie Grimm Elisabeth Darcy née Bennet Pierre-Simon Laplace
    23 replies 241 retweets 1,472 likes
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      2. Fran - Englebert3rd‏ @englebert3rd Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. 𝔧𝔞𝔷‏ @inthesludge Jun 15
        Replying to @englebert3rd @TheOnion

        I was just wondering "how is this a funny"

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. IT_Guy‏ @it_sceptic Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        coming soon... American Civil War 2.0

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tim Anderson‏ @RealTimShady42 Jun 15
        Replying to @it_sceptic @TheOnion

        Cool new features, same result.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. An Ǝdgy Boi‏ @ThatEdgyBoi Jun 15
        Replying to @GrippleDeGrap @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EvaUCL4UEc

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      2. 𝔧𝔞𝔷‏ @inthesludge Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't get why this is a joke....................

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      1. MR FedUp‏ @mr_fedup Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @LeeStilesRH

        Has dropped all pretenses.

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      1.  🌹‏ @newroolz Jun 15
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        Feinstein did it! Vote her out in November.https://www.sfchronicle.com/oursf/article/When-a-Confederate-battle-flag-flew-in-front-of-11956809.php …

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      1. King Robert BaRaytheon, First of His Name 🏴 🚩 ⚒️ 🌹‏ @rking23 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is the Zuck trying to curry favor with Dianne Feinstein?

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      1. AdeloVant‏ @JDB10101 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mark has done far worse IMO.

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      1. Jane Muhammad‏ @kendrickjane Jun 16
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        Not surprised he is related to the demon Rockefellers

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      1. Citizens Against Monopoly‏ @EndMonopolies Jun 15
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        This is a parody of Facebook's actual policy on white nationalism.https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/facebook-white-nationalists-policies-racist-content-charlottesville-a8378246.html …

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski Jun 15
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        He's a huge Dukes of Hazzard fan.

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      1. Decker Harrison‏ @Deckerharr Jun 15
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        That's what I love about you guys, y'all still find ways to break out the stick and poke the internet. :))

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Jun 15
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        Facebook has zero black employees, even the security guards must be white

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      1. Ayy Lmao‏ @ayylmaotv Jun 15
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        lmao

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      1. Bill Horsey‏ @StrangedeBill1 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I suspect that this decision will be followed by an extensive series of articles by the @nytimes as to why its patriotic to fly the confederate flag

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