One of my favorite movie openings ever. Steve Martin in the Jerk. “I was born a poor black child”
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Millennials working 3 jobs to make ends meet only until they have the strength to jump off a bridge
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Ah, the modern day "American Dream". Well played again, Onion.
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And these days it's actually within the realm of possibilities...cosmetically anyway.
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wat
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Entitled twerp by 10
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Send him out to Hollywood.
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Sorry little guy. If Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King couldn't pull off being black, you'll never have a chance.
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