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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

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    "It will take hard work to move into that fancy 15-by-18-foot cage with my whole family, but if I just keep my head down, I know I’ll be able to earn a place in a much nicer part of the compound."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1007347543922151424 …

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    Immigrant Child Still Hoping To Achieve American Dream Of Better Cage https://trib.al/zwAwtta  pic.twitter.com/oGB1yeQnSa
    8:03 PM - 14 Jun 2018
    • 920 Retweets
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    63 replies 920 retweets 3,372 likes
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      2. Kirsten Compton‏ @KirstenCompton0 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is uncomfortable only because it’s true. And the fact that it’s true is incomprehensible.

        1 reply 1 retweet 47 likes
      3. tweeter‏ @nicolepagnotti Jun 14
        Replying to @KirstenCompton0 @TheOnion

        I’m extremely uncomfortable and that means it’s working

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. bananawhiskey‏ @ck_nab Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

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      1. Jboo‏ @JonTheMadhatter Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It isn’t too soon. It’s going on right now. We can stop it. Satire is a powerful form of commentary.

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. Sheila Newhouse‏ @shanbeth64 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obama is the CAGER, did you see the date on that pic.. thought not or you would know better.

        3 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Kris Ciccarello‏ @kmctown Jun 14
        Replying to @shanbeth64 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/caQOg70ioy

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Lisa Bridges‏ @LizaB1909 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn’t call this funny, but I would say it’s good satire, and right on target.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. 2centsannandale‏ @2centsannandale Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Stefen‏ @Golffan3 Jun 14
        Replying to @2centsannandale @TheOnion

        Why, because it's true?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4.  💤‏ @winnerbowzer Jun 14
        Replying to @Golffan3 @2centsannandale @TheOnion

        Yeah

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. oat milk shortage‏ @butterwolf Jun 14
        Replying to @2centsannandale @winnerbowzer and

        Are you somehow under the impression the article is making fun of the victims in this scenario?

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Ricki Fake‏ @RickiFake Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May have overstepped on this one, y’all.pic.twitter.com/Tbe1o2Y1y4

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Eeeeeelise  🎃 💀 👻‏ @RosaritoSun Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know your deal is satire, but this article crossed the line. Not cool.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Tucker 'White Supremacist' Carlson‏ @ExtraChromies Jun 15
        Replying to @RosaritoSun @TheOnion

        If you're uncomfortable, it means it's working

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🖤  🎸 🎸  🖤 [BUT SPOOKY]‏ @Colindoesntcare Jun 14
        Replying to @Bucky_Breeder @TheOnion

        Oh my God you so dumb it's hilarious

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