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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump Made $82 Million Last Year In Outside Income https://trib.al/Jm5jSER  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/j7Xq2EDu8n

    3:44 PM - 14 Jun 2018
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    • undoall Emilio De La Mora Todd Ga The Indeterminator🌹 Chance Siribandan🌹#YDSACon18 surfbgull Elisabeth Darcy née Bennet Phil E Bad-Past-Haver George Washington
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      1. yodabolt‏ @yodabolt Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they really made that much, good for them. I don't begrudge anyone getting filthy rich. Just expect them to pick up the check next time we have brunch.

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      1. Simon the Likeable‏ @sgregory0110 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did Hank Strom really say that? He’s changed.

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      1. Al Mariande‏ @mariandet Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome a Constitutional Republic! We all have an equal opportunity in pursuit of our satisfaction and happiness. Some desire to teach, politicians or police ,etc. Remember, being born poor is not your fault but dying poor is your fault.”

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      1. Jim Melfa‏ @jimlifetime1 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @RichinMN

        Another jack butt thinks he’s owed a living with no effort. This is America go out and start your own business. Take the risk, the reward is yours.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jun 15
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        Let them eat chalk!

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      1. Snake  🐍‏ @Snakescowboys Jun 15
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        pic.twitter.com/NdsUoLW5gu

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      1. Kaq1979‏ @kaq1979 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's sad that our real news comes from the onion.

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      1. Jack Be Quick‏ @JackBQuick456 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So what ! You are jealous are yuh.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's outside, part time Amway?

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jun 14
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        Teacher salaries might not be the best comparison.

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      1. josh szpilzinger‏ @HamekorJosh Jun 14
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        They better work harder I think obama and Clinton made more

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      1. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        EAT THE RICH

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      1. Football is back‏ @heatherknc Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see what you did there. Lord I bet it’s hard to be the onion these days.

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      1. John M Morgan‏ @jomorgs Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or 4000 EMTs...

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 14
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        A Very Special Teaching Moment Brought To You By: The Kushners. #MAGA #KAG

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 14
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        What was their inside income though?

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      1. LiterallyTyping  💧‏ @TypingLiterally Jun 14
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        Haha! You guys hang in there @TheOnion!

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      1. Bookey22‏ @UnclePencil Jun 14
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        we all know people are wanting to go on r/atetheonion

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