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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    Woman Takes Break From Dating To Focus On Everything About Herself No One Could Ever Love https://trib.al/ruO49UO pic.twitter.com/zrOyA9B7qO

    2:38 PM - 14 Jun 2018
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    12 replies 145 retweets 997 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She must be one of those liberal’s !!

        3 replies 2 retweets 39 likes
      3. Mollusk, 🐙 🎃cowry 🐚 🎃, blenny 🐟 🎃‏ @furmple Jun 14
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        Walter, you tweet more than Trump!! Bless you and don't stop!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Beth Patton Kauten‏ @kauten_beth Jun 14
        Replying to @furmple @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        He is like a tweet stalker, but much more fun.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Mollusk, 🐙 🎃cowry 🐚 🎃, blenny 🐟 🎃‏ @furmple Jun 14
        Replying to @kauten_beth @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        I like everything he says, anyway, so maybe I'm the stalker.😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Beth Patton Kauten‏ @kauten_beth Jun 14
        Replying to @furmple @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        Ha! Me too...😏 he makes me smile and we need that!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. GRAND HUNTER OF THE ANGELIC ORDER (REPTOID HUNTER)‏ @HuntsGabriel Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you wrote satire

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      2. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Noticed that this is a female and not a male. A male would NEVER do this. LOL

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. CarlosVincent‏ @CarlosVincent12 Jun 14
        Replying to @MarybethHorn6 @TheOnion

        Hey we dont need to

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Took a ferry to Elba

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      2. chasegrebb‏ @chasegrebb Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @McBob128 can we just have jobs working for these goons?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Jun 17
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        Somebody's got to do it.

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      1. Hope Tracy‏ @HopeTracy71 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First the missed book club meetings, now this. The Onion needs to back off telling everyone my business.

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      1. E̛͟Ŕ͘͝Ŗ̴̶̸Ò̕R̢͝҉‏ @kaitlyn_plays Jun 16
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        An article about me

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jun 14
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        I do this every day.

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      1. CarlosVincent‏ @CarlosVincent12 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She may have left it a bit late? She looks well over 30.

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