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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    President’s Lawyers Move To Discredit Michael Cohen By Pointing Out History Of Committing Crimes For Trump https://trib.al/WpWxagq pic.twitter.com/x8uwWgQbmB

    1:40 PM - 14 Jun 2018
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    • OldCrow🔹🌽 ~0~ #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica Ben Jones definitelyClaudina Kevin Campbell Brian T. Kenny 𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝘿𝙚𝙫 𝐈𝐈 Chris Rongey A Man in Grey
    27 replies 362 retweets 1,569 likes
      1. Ted‏ @ted_rood Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The best satire is based in truth, which is why this is so BRILLIANT!

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      1. Tami (Vote Nov. 6) Matthews‏ @geekgirlden Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @MargaretHardwi5

        It's getting harder and harder to tell which is fiction and which is reality. #Onionized

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      1. David Schmidt‏ @dmtschmidt Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @michelle_bocik

        Exactly, you can’t trust this guy to testify against the president when he’s already shown he’s a criminal by doing all these crimes for the president . Haha

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      1. Craig Cummins‏ @craigcummins4 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This almost doesn’t qualify as satire.

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      1. nik‏ @T16skyhopp Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is plausible.

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      1. Trevor Herbert‏ @riadach Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is no longer satire. This is the news a week in advance.

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      1. Fun Guy‏ @butabean48 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So hard to do satire in the age of Trump - I don't envy you guys (and girls?)

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      1. monty brinton‏ @MontyBrinton Jun 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's the Onion it must be TRUE

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      1. lula com l de Haddad‏ @familiadepunks Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dude looks like barry zuckercorn.

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      1. Billy Williams‏ @billsner Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I believe this is totally within the realm of possibility which makes me laugh and sad at the same time.

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      1. Jonas King‏ @jonas_king Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is the best picture for that headline

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      1. Johanne Bellehumeur‏ @JohanneLivesky7 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Under stress

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      1. Tracy Roberts‏ @tracy_a_roberts Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. Wookie Groomer‏ @wookiegr Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about that time he sent a friend into the sauna to check if his girlfriend's boobs were real! Or when he stole a marble rye from an old lady on the street!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 14
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        Caught sneaking into the box seats

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      1. DumpTheChump‏ @UltimateEmpath Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @MargaretHardwi5

        Ahh the Onion. Well that's a great defense strategy anyways. 🙄 It's probably partially true.

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      1. Dnk‏ @RapidReformed Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aka - the Snake finally eats itself....

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      1. Jay Dem‏ @JayDen5210 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂👌🏼👍🏼

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