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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebookpic.twitter.com/kIYigNBOqc

    1:11 PM - 14 Jun 2018
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    • Das Capital bologna dude Jacob Campbell Chuck Yu Jaya Tewari Forgettable Human ᴅᴀɴɴʏ BlaQNYC Tracy
    50 replies 679 retweets 1,899 likes
      1. Dan Baker‏ @DB_Kahuna Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know whether to laugh or be very worried.pic.twitter.com/4LV8UVhOj2

        0 replies 2 retweets 58 likes
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      1. Joyce N. DeWitt‏ @JoyceNDeWitt1 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion: you've hit the nail on the head. Nothing really humorous here. This is actually very true, serious, & sad. Think, parents.

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      2. SnapWilson‏ @snapwilson Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this still satire?

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. Jay Zievinger‏ @Jay_Zievinger Jun 14
        Replying to @snapwilson @TheOnion

        Onion is the definiton of satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Shannaly Aguirre‏ @_LaShannia Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She has a point, it is sad that this is happening to children without them knowing

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      1. call me tony  ♠️‏ @port430 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s quite the actress! That was awesome!

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      1. @MisterB‏ @MisterBtard Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice acting

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      2. Babylon Slim‏ @babylon_slim Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m Wondering Which Is Worse - Her Message (True Or Not) - Or An Adult Putting Her Up To This, Filming Her And Thus Plastering Her Underage Face All Over The Internet? I Hope Age Will Improve Her Acting Skills, Of That Is What She Wants.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. orange‏ @DairyOrange Jun 14
        Replying to @babylon_slim @TheOnion

        Why Do You Type Like This

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Mellen‏ @dottiechauncy Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At this rate, I'm gonna nominate The Onion as the official replacement for the utterly corrupted & compromised Mother Jones magazine. Grabbing people by the funny bone and trying to shake some f#cking sense and awareness into them. Excellent.

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      1. Petrograd Pete the Crank‏ @Loftwork1 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Divorce the creeps, move to the EU and exercise your Right to Be Forgotten. Sue them till there's nothing left. Then buy a Porsche. You can use it to visit them in jail. You're worth it, right?

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      1. ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็|||‏ @THE_TERRORIZER Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmfao, I thought you guys posted satire

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      1. Adam Miettinen‏ @AdamMiettinen Jun 14
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        The Onion's having a dark dark day

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      1. Liz Mannette‏ @lizmannette Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true

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      1. #FreePalestine‏ @unimpressed247 Jun 14
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        Gotta agree with the kid.

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      1. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parents that do this are violating their children's privacy rights. It makes for a good joke, but in all seriousness anything posted is always accessable. Imagine all the stupid shit you did as a kid being recorded & permanently linked to your name.

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      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's deep.

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      2.  💻ProgramGamer 🕹‏ @ProgramGamer Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this even comedy?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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