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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    Cowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’ https://trib.al/eldHASL pic.twitter.com/YqOPo67BLe

    11:28 AM - 14 Jun 2018
    • 383 Retweets
    • 2,767 Likes
    • Emilio De La Mora The Indeterminator🌹 Yoav IIII have no idea what im doing Why are we still here, just to suffer? ceo watchdog Lisa Horan Addison Haas Bad-Past-Haver George Washington
    25 replies 383 retweets 2,767 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

        Understand, Mr. Cohen, this matter is far from resolved.

        6 replies 31 retweets 545 likes
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      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

        Did you really believe you could get rid of us by blocking our organization on Twitter? Did you assume that four walls and a few prison guards could stop us from getting to you?

        11 replies 69 retweets 760 likes
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      4. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

        Let it be known, the second you are no longer under the protection of the special counsel, we will be there waiting.

        11 replies 49 retweets 734 likes
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      5. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

        There is no place to run, no place to hide. WE ARE LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY.

        16 replies 65 retweets 856 likes
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      6. End of conversation
      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love this all so much. Thank you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. The Kindergardian‏ @chriso140 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Obg2rLbGEr

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      1. Chris Bellis‏ @EsoOrc Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do not ever stop with the stories Onion. You provide much-needed laughs.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WE ARE LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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      2. Steve Wilson‏ @stevendavidwils Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is Fake News!!

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Amy Bayless  🌊 🌊 ☮️ ☮️‏ @amybayless529 Jun 14
        Replying to @stevendavidwils @TheOnion

        Yeah, yeah...but GOOD fake news!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what a shallot response...

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      1. Exhausted Potato‏ @TiredTater Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so awesome.

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      1. Just Margit‏ @mutter01 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't he order a hotdog and say " hold the onions"

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      1. Jim‏ @Dangerclose001 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The end you should add- "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

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      2. Miss Bunny Mickley‏ @bunnyhalberd Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miss Bunny Mickley Retweeted The Onion

        This whole thread is kinda funny, but who let @ClickHole get ahold of @TheOnion’s twitter account? :)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1007328980691808256 …

        Miss Bunny Mickley added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Cowardly Michael Cohen Chooses To Betray President, Go To Prison Rather Than Meet Face-To-Face With ‘The Onion’ https://trib.al/eldHASL  pic.twitter.com/YqOPo67BLe
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        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Gwendolyn Ann Smith‏Verified account @gwenners Jun 14
        Replying to @bunnyhalberd

        Well, they are the same company and all...

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      4. Miss Bunny Mickley‏ @bunnyhalberd Jun 14
        Replying to @gwenners

        I know, but it’s weird the characters switched. 😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't mess with The Onion. They're known to get people shanked.

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      1. Steven McCornack‏ @llamahugger Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m sure the Onion has people on the inside

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