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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    "I know I can’t undo what I’ve done. All I can do is hope that my story will bring about the closing of this appalling facility that Mark continues to run for his own depraved amusement." https://trib.al/sJRUfUu pic.twitter.com/vDOSXwobPa

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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

        "I was a high-level employee at Facebook for five years, and during that time, I was responsible for burying thousands of news reports about Mark Zuckerberg’s human zoo." https://trib.al/sJRUfUu pic.twitter.com/lbKZZLiN8P

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      2. Shoshana Amelite  🚡‏ @ShoAmSlo Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook IS Mark Zuckerberg’s human zoo.

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      3. Exen with the Big Dork Energy‏ @exentrik137 Jun 14
        Replying to @ShoAmSlo @TheOnion

        Precisely my take

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      1. Xee Jay‏ @XeeJay2 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gosh this sounds real

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      1. Dr Potateo‏ @ploiken Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Called it

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      1. Byenia‏ @WaywardByenia Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @MEMESofVIOLENCE

        Ha!

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      1. f͔̟̝͖̪̰̞̃ͮ̈́̒̒̓̄ǔ̥̝̺ͬ̏c͍̙͓̟̬͓͙ͩ͊ͣ͗ͩ̏̀k̺̫ͫ͂u̾ͪpͣ̈́ͯ̑‏ @fuckup_1337 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wtF

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      1. Jamey Anderson‏ @andersonjamey51 Jun 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe don't act so emotionally disturbed on a personal level about Facebook. Its a website. Not a serial murderer...

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      1. Raey Hanah‏ @RaeyHan Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's Snowden, thank you for your bravery. I wish you save wherever you are. Humanity owes you 👏👏👏

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      1. Nathan Lazurtegui‏ @nlazurtegui Jun 14
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        ya :)

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jun 14
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        Spoiler alert - It's fb.

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer Jun 14
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        If you click through to one story today let it be this one.

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      1. Keith  🎃 🎃 🎃 Burton‏ @bbeekk321 Jun 14
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        Why does this sound horrifyingly real?

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      1. Palamaree‏ @paulaMARIEdiaz Jun 14
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        I hate Facebook, can I get hired as a writer? I can come up with these types of articles all day.

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jun 14
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        )

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