"I was a high-level employee at Facebook for five years, and during that time, I was responsible for burying thousands of news reports about Mark Zuckerberg’s human zoo." https://trib.al/sJRUfUu pic.twitter.com/lbKZZLiN8P
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"I was a high-level employee at Facebook for five years, and during that time, I was responsible for burying thousands of news reports about Mark Zuckerberg’s human zoo." https://trib.al/sJRUfUu pic.twitter.com/lbKZZLiN8P
Facebook IS Mark Zuckerberg’s human zoo.
Precisely my take
Gosh this sounds real
Called it
Maybe don't act so emotionally disturbed on a personal level about Facebook. Its a website. Not a serial murderer...
The Onion's Snowden, thank you for your bravery. I wish you save wherever you are. Humanity owes you 


Spoiler alert - It's fb.
If you click through to one story today let it be this one.
Why does this sound horrifyingly real?
I hate Facebook, can I get hired as a writer? I can come up with these types of articles all day.
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