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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 14

    Mark Zuckerberg Insists Anyone With Same Skewed Values And Unrelenting Thirst For Power Could Have Made Same Mistakes https://trib.al/EsMwMGN pic.twitter.com/xYGDjkEehX

    7:52 AM - 14 Jun 2018
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    • Courtney Williams Cody Calvert VPN Center GIO Tania 〰️ Cinerina: Eiron the side of caution The Indeterminator🌹 Rachel Marie Grimm MommaMarDee
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      1. I am dead inside‏ @zerofuxgivnn Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Any graduate of Slytherin would say the same...in Parseltongue

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Suckerborg believes human fallibility is innocent commerce

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      1. AussieApathy‏ @AussieApathy Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's ok guys, he only made ~$47B by fucking you over. It could have been worse.

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      2. PROBABLE CAU$E‏ @dylangrogers Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_MariaPetrova did you write all of these recent Zuck bangers or just simply manifest them into existence somehow?

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      3. Maria Petrova  ✏️‏ @_MariaPetrova Jun 14
        Replying to @dylangrogers @TheOnion

        Oh man that's good

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      1. the_Bigandspooky‏ @the_Bigandtasty Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #tooreal

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, give the guy a break! After all he was only responsible for contributing to a breach of our election system which resulted in the election of the worst potus in history...

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jun 14
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        Even someone with the computing power of Mr. Data...pic.twitter.com/Ljd0QcOJpE

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      1. Cyrus‏ @CyrusShroff Jun 14
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        LMFAO 👍👍👍

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      1. ~9~‏ @spoon9z Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like a human if a computer/AI attempted to create a “human”.

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      1. Polish Jew‏ @largetoegrease Jun 14
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        Lizzuccerberg

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      1. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Jun 14
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        So our entire Congress then?

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      1. Joy Cheptoo‏ @cheptoo_joy Jun 14
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        @realjdburnett we surely can't judge him

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      1. REDACTED‏ @Technic127 Jun 14
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        Replace with any politician

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      1. Bob Paola‏ @bobincranston Aug 21
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 14
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        he stole some bad ideas too

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      1. The Futurists are many....‏ @RaineyCameros Jun 14
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        ‘Circumstances don’t create a man it Reveals the Man’!

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      1. Navy Chief Navy Pride‏ @Mapdog12 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still better reporting than CNN.

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      1. Blandishmentbob‏ @Blandishmentbob Jun 14
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        Even the eyebrows?

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