Any graduate of Slytherin would say the same...in Parseltongue
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Suckerborg believes human fallibility is innocent commerce
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It's ok guys, he only made ~$47B by fucking you over. It could have been worse.
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@_MariaPetrova did you write all of these recent Zuck bangers or just simply manifest them into existence somehow? -
Oh man that's good
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Yeah, give the guy a break! After all he was only responsible for contributing to a breach of our election system which resulted in the election of the worst potus in history...
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Even someone with the computing power of Mr. Data...pic.twitter.com/Ljd0QcOJpE
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LMFAO


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He looks like a human if a computer/AI attempted to create a “human”.
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Lizzuccerberg
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So our entire Congress then?
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@realjdburnett we surely can't judge himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Replace with any politician
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he stole some bad ideas too
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‘Circumstances don’t create a man it Reveals the Man’!
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Still better reporting than CNN.
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Even the eyebrows?
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