I smell a Pulitzer in your future.
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*Pubelitzer
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I feel personally attacked right now
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Sometimes I really regret making a twitter and then actively deciding to follow y’all.
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You know what everyone needs in their lives? They need to be friends with anyone that writes for The Onion. I know I personally need that in my life. Why can’t there be an “Onion writer friend-for-a-day” service?
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Writer's block has kicked in, I see.
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@ me next time
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The most relatable thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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What did I just read, Elisa?!?!


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I didnt even read it yet but the headline cracked me up



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that’s what I meant, just the headline itself got me like WHAT?!?


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I love The Onion, the headlines alone are so out there sometimes
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Ever had one long as your thumb? Yeah me neither.
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That’s probably the cleanest bikini line in all of Pittsburgh
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@pachyrhizodus is this how you dig for fossils?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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