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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 13

    Sweating, Suitcase-Clutching Michael Cohen Standing On Roof Of Trump Tower Starting To Think Helicopter Never Coming To Take Him Away https://trib.al/RKctliy pic.twitter.com/tOe08q2hs2

    1:37 PM - 13 Jun 2018
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    43 replies 609 retweets 2,857 likes
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      2. Jaynie's Gotta Vote‏ @FreeGirlNowNYC Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd watch it up there, buddy. That building is super flammable

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Rob Anthony‏ @BoscoBoss Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8jzc5k716U

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      1. Robert Moscato‏ @Sicilian54 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

        Stay put. #ClimbingRaccoon is on the way to save you!!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cohen Cohen Gone

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      2. pop snowghoul 🎃 🎃 💀 👻‏ @popsnowglobe Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mr. Luthor? You there?pic.twitter.com/u7dtH7UcH2

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Bryan‏ @d20Daddy Jun 24
        Replying to @popsnowglobe @TheOnion

        But Miss Teschmacher, she's got her own place!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dave Rowley‏ @welcomepresence Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

        pic.twitter.com/HxJ6NrI88o

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      2. bware51‏ @bware51 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @StrangedeBill1

        His ride.pic.twitter.com/O2IkXCYYDv

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bill Horsey‏ @StrangedeBill1 Jun 13
        Replying to @bware51 @TheOnion

        Gosh, I hope not. He has some testifying to complete first!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. bware51‏ @bware51 Jun 13
        Replying to @StrangedeBill1 @TheOnion

        Ahhh! Didn't think of that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ciao‏ @CiaoBiz531 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

        Don’t jump!!! Just flip for Mueller ...everything will be alright!!!!

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      1. Polemic muse‏ @Sutton75 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal

        That moment you realize you can’t be pardoned until after you’re convicted and your boss isn’t known for keeping promises.

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      1. mary inglebustle‏ @minglebustle Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

        and WE don't toss people out of flying helicopters like they do in the Philippines; not YET, at least -- cause y'know, that Duterte, gotta admire him - his strength, audacity, +firm command over his people; not just ANYONE could achieve that! #KimJongUn #MichaelCohen #MSNBC #CNN

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      1. Lin in Ohio‏ @lininohio Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fortunately Mueller is on his way with a humane trap and a can of yummy cat food ...

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      1. keith clarke‏ @Darrenstarr1313 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal

        Hmmmm will his breaks fail before trial?

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      1. Hamish Keith‏ @hamish_keith Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @SupergoofNZ

        Cheap flights to Wanaka maybe Melania has room for him there in her granny flat

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Jun 13
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        👏

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