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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 13

    Kid Who Mowed White House Lawn To Flip On Trump https://trib.al/3Zqgo8Y pic.twitter.com/jxhgIINyCG

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      1. AJ 🇺🇸  🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🇺🇸‏ @OwlLove40054061 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @hfinch61

        #HappyBirthdayTrumppic.twitter.com/jzlsOwTF8b

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      2. Andrew C Laufer, Esq‏ @lauferlaw Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @screaminggina

        LOL

        3 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. Gina Bradbury‏ @screaminggina Jun 13
        Replying to @lauferlaw @TheOnion

        That kid lived in Falls Church, which if 90% blue, and tells everyone he mowed the WH lawn. Poor guy hasn’t received a single offer yet. Lol!

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. Manchurian Candidate‏ @ManchuCandidate Jun 13
        Replying to @screaminggina @lauferlaw @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/CMNdEl6VZj

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      1. Douglas E. Fresh‏ @dstorbe Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @pbump

        WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS FLIPPING ON ME!!!!pic.twitter.com/Za4QE7m43Q

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      1. Phil McKraken‏ @phil_mckraken Jun 13
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      1. Thomas M. Pickles, M.D.‏ @just_a_chuck Jun 13
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        I HEARD YOU’RE GONNA SNITCH AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANYMOREpic.twitter.com/hedU0lLjDf

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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the kid couldn't afford a lawyer on just 25 cents a week.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Based Right ™️‏ @Based_Right Jun 13
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @TheOnion

        Naw, the IRS discovered him.

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      2. Ignatius J. Reilly‏ @jaguar06_rick Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, I'm dying here and that still made me laugh out loud.

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      1. Proud TN Lib  🌊‏ @EashiaT Jun 13
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      1. Shem Horne‏ @Shem_Infinite Jun 13
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Lego Spooky Scary Hamilton‏ @LegoAlexHam Jun 13
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        This kid CAN’T mow lmaopic.twitter.com/iNiPWseYoF

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      1. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 Jun 13
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        When you're done with this, there about 6 garbage bags of empty big mac boxes to be snuck out of here.

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      1. Mal McGuigan  🎗️‏ @MalMcguigan Jun 13
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        FBI are getting them in earlier ,do you think he was a "plant" 🌾☘️🤣

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      1. Aaron M‏ @AaronAllanMoss Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah, you can always count on these fellas for accurate, legitimate and punctual news. Keep up the good work.

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      1. Catherine Alvarado  🇵🇷‏ @catl32 Jun 13
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      2. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like how the kid is wearing safety goggles, gloves, and fucking ear plugs. I had to mow my lawn with no shoes and a lawnmower that I had to push the entire way. Built character. 🤣

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      3. Nathan Rohan‏ @nathanielrohan Jun 13
        Replying to @NOiardo @TheOnion

        Still waiting for the day that "character" can be spent on rent and utilities

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      4. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Jun 13
        Replying to @nathanielrohan @TheOnion

        No one ever said it would... The lawn just needed to be cut and we were free labor. Lol Shit, I wish though. I'd be rich.

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