It's not okay to have fun at someone else's misfortune, even if he made a lot of money in the process, Now where else can i find funny titles to laugh at, in the comfort of my house‽

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Just hanging out at the little deli down the roadpic.twitter.com/yWEGK9aQ0Z
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Meet me in the back kitchen, wont you?
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You mean where pop is slicing some “meat”



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Hey clean that mess up will ya?
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I see that this is a post from The Onion, but it would surprise me if Michael Cohen didn't actually believe this.
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That is a fair description of having your head up Trump's butt for 20 years.
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It must be so difficult to be an onion writer during this administration
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I think they've just been covering straight news.
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It happens to the worst of us...
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He just “fell in with the wrong crowd”.
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Oh well that's so terrible. Feel free to open up and get it off your chest.
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Funny how the Wrong Place keeps moving around to situate itself right where Michael Cohen happens to be.
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He was born in 1966 and then suddenly everything went black.
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Please, Onion! I’m begging you! Could you just try and come up with something truly outlandish for a headline? It’s been so long!!
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“Michael Cohen announces he has nukes-summit with Trump planned for 6:00pm”
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So was Al Capone
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He may soon find himself in another wrong place for 5-20 years.
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