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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 13

    Michael Cohen Insists He Was Just In Wrong Place At Wrong Time For Last 20 Years https://trib.al/cV5W6o3 pic.twitter.com/xaXHhMou7Z

    12:39 PM - 13 Jun 2018
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    38 replies 664 retweets 3,094 likes
      1. JESUS Love ❤️ Lara Marie (Real Genius IQ)‏ @BlackQueenLara Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not okay to have fun at someone else's misfortune, even if he made a lot of money in the process, Now where else can i find funny titles to laugh at, in the comfort of my house‽😎😂

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      2. KRAZY KEITH RULES‏ @krazykeithrules Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnBechard

        Just hanging out at the little deli down the roadpic.twitter.com/yWEGK9aQ0Z

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. John Bechard‏ @JohnBechard Jun 13
        Replying to @krazykeithrules @TheOnion

        Meet me in the back kitchen, wont you?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. KRAZY KEITH RULES‏ @krazykeithrules Jun 13
        Replying to @JohnBechard @TheOnion

        You mean where pop is slicing some “meat”😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. John Bechard‏ @JohnBechard Jun 13
        Replying to @krazykeithrules @TheOnion

        Hey clean that mess up will ya?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. KRAZY KEITH RULES‏ @krazykeithrules Jun 13
        Replying to @JohnBechard @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/VEN4ya3YIj

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Russ Taylor‏ @RussTaylorPhD Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Barryhallphd

        I see that this is a post from The Onion, but it would surprise me if Michael Cohen didn't actually believe this.

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      1. Cheryl Michaels‏ @CherylMichaels1 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is a fair description of having your head up Trump's butt for 20 years.

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      2. Stephanie So What‏ @Stephaniesowhat Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be so difficult to be an onion writer during this administration

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dorothy and TotoToo‏ @LeftHandOfCat Jun 13
        Replying to @Stephaniesowhat @TheOnion

        I think they've just been covering straight news.

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      1. Chris Conte‏ @ChrisConte79 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It happens to the worst of us...

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      1.  🕸 🕷Alby Spider Laying Eggs in Your Ear 🕷 🕸‏ @albyselkie Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @joshtpm

        He just “fell in with the wrong crowd”. 😂

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      1. Paul Lemieux‏ @ZZR12001 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Slymoonchild

        Oh well that's so terrible. Feel free to open up and get it off your chest.

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny how the Wrong Place keeps moving around to situate itself right where Michael Cohen happens to be.

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      1. Lenny-T‏ @vtlen Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was born in 1966 and then suddenly everything went black.

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      2. Richard Frankel‏ @frankelrichard1 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please, Onion! I’m begging you! Could you just try and come up with something truly outlandish for a headline? It’s been so long!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. JBLegal‏ @JBLegal1541 Jun 13
        Replying to @frankelrichard1 @TheOnion

        “Michael Cohen announces he has nukes-summit with Trump planned for 6:00pm”

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Don’t normalize this‏ @00Luie00 Aug 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Stephaniefishm4

        Hmm.

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      1. JWC292‏ @jwc292 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeffersonObama

        So was Al Capone

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      1. Daniel Cevallos‏ @dcevallo1 Jun 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He may soon find himself in another wrong place for 5-20 years.

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