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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 13

    White House Staff Forced To Tape Together Presidential Records Ripped Apart By Trump https://trib.al/MrmaCcn  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/zxaW3kgzUd

    8:53 AM - 13 Jun 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace MR Josh Cronin Saville Katz Devon Ethington OJ ava the goblin the third Madi$on Clark Darius
    13 replies 42 retweets 355 likes
      1. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The problem that @TheOnion is having is that it's so hard to be more ridiculous than the actual news.

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      2. Teppec‏ @Teppec Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The rare factual title

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. hello sir‏ @JackyChgan Jun 13
        Replying to @Teppec @TheOnion

        The what do you thinks are based off actual news

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Teppec‏ @Teppec Jun 13
        Replying to @JackyChgan @TheOnion

        Ah, somehow I was unaware of this, thank you!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Request visual confirmation, and by visual confirmation I mean a cartoon, stat.

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 Jun 13
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        This is actual news.

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      2. Ian Gunne‏ @ian_gunne Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ummmm...NOT satire.

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      3.  🍃Melinda 🍃‏ @BlackRose96 Jun 13
        Replying to @ian_gunne @TheOnion

        Umm, still hilarious 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Geronimo‏ @Nes4Rings Jun 14
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        pic.twitter.com/tFDw425qUO

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      1. Saul Adamson Ω‏ @tinyfingresist Jun 13
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        The sad thing is that @realDonaldTrump blamed the "ripping" on @VP's goat (featured in this video). The goat had nothing to do with it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDHvW5mXUc0 …

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      1. 𝔼𝕞𝕞𝕒  🌺‏ @EmmaLouzer Jun 13
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        But... that’s a real headline.pic.twitter.com/3XXTWaHctf

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      1. erica‏ @er1ca826 Jun 13
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        He gets mad because he can't read...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRA8W3VSU94 …

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      1. Billy YoYo Esq.‏ @HOUSANDHUMBLE Jun 13
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        A serious article from The Onion? Get Out.

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 Jun 13
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        Reminds of Argo

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      2. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 13
        Replying to @oosterbaum @TheOnion

        Not really given Trump is perfectly fine with destroying documents and records even when a court tells him and no uncertain terms not to do so. For a guy who accuses others of lacking transparency and not being upfront Trump is pretty bad about keeping secrets.

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      4. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 13
        Replying to @oosterbaum @TheOnion

        My opinion? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_affairs_of_Donald_Trump#Document_destruction … This a fact, just like the fact the guy for reasons known only to himself has refused to reveal what he pays in taxes and how much he actually is worth, and his penchant for making associates sign NDA.

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