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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 13

    New Anti-Drug Program Teaches Teens To Resist Psychiatrist’s Constant Pressure To Use Drugs https://trib.al/uMOZ9L4 pic.twitter.com/kTAtf76Sfb

    7:16 AM - 13 Jun 2018
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    19 replies 359 retweets 1,597 likes
      1. Sick To Death‏ @neveragainfails Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This NEEDS to be real.

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      2. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The school demands it, by stating your child can no longer attend unless you follow the recommendation of the psychiatrist to start meds. The meds aren't working, try different meds. Hallucinations, no appetite, can't sleep. He'll adapt though, right? Nope! My kid doesn't have...

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      3. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 13
        Replying to @Seek_your_Bliss

        A problem at home. He isn't dumb, he passed his GED test on the first attempt, no studying, after ditching school his last 3 years. When I refused to continue meds for him, they stopped trying. He was too much, couldn't be still, couldn't stop instigating the others into play.

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      4. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 13
        Replying to @Seek_your_Bliss

        I apologize for the rant. Drug peddling hit my home and children in a sideways manner. Enjoy y'alls days 😊😁

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      5. Klueless Kat‏ @klueless_kat Jun 13
        Replying to @Seek_your_Bliss

        Homeschool is our friend. I'm not kidding when I say that 8 out of every 10 kids in my older kids' classes are taking some sort of meds. These AREN'T "life saving, gonna die without them" meds, they are "my kid doesn't sit still, and often gets violent" meds. #WheresTheParenting?

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      6. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 13
        Replying to @klueless_kat

        Yes, there aren't enough #advocates #forthechildren and parents don't usually find them until there's a violent threat or attempt. Hearing and protecting our children should always be the top priority, in a healthy and educated manner. It begins at home 💞

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      1. The Scarecrow‏ @1313FearSt Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally an anti-drug policy I can agree with!

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      1. Brunson‏ @M_Brunson Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave it up to @TheOnion to start the dialogue.

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      1. Luke Cannabis Burgess...Buy My Stock!!‏ @lukemburgess Jun 13
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        We should really be careful about taking psychiatric drugs. Efficiency rates are stunningly low and long-term side affects for many psych drugs are still unknown. A lot of people taking them are guinea pigs

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      1. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Jun 13
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        No kidding! Psychiatrists are the worst. They gotta be on the take.

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      1. Thaun  🎃‏ @Thaun84 Jun 13
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        This is actually a good thing. They give that shit out like candy.

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      1. Roland Jenkins‏ @Roland_Jenkins Jun 13
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        They told me to make sure I take risperidone twice a day. That's crazy.

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      1. Berte' A Simon‏ @FastBerte Jun 13
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        This is not a joke - Shit this is not a joke

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      1. Gary Gilbert‏ @GaryGil69526911 Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If your a parent and when you get home znd relax with a bottle of wine and then tell your kids you had a stressful day at work ......you're telling your kid it's ok to drink stress away but remember they can't go buy it at the store so they ask friends.

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      1. Gabriel Elkin‏ @GabrielElkin Jun 13
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        @kourtneyhasak

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      1. Xenu’s Pilot License‏ @VolcanoToursLtd Jun 13
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        This is strangely poignant with regards to the US’s actual situation.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 13
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        Join parents for cocktails and nightcaps

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      1. Today Trump‏ @WellTodayTrump Jun 13
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        Beauty

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