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Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down...
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Did an intern write this?
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Lunch meat of course.
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I love
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I was smart enough to avoid that hell.
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Called the Jim Ignitowski or Honeydew Effect, half of American males over 58 have it
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What's the over/under for spelling mistakes in
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"what he got married"?
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yes, "what he got married....for"
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happens. nothing to see here. move along.
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It happens more often than you would think
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Is snowing outside and Harrington will not retrace his steps back to New Year’s Eve 2001 because he doesn’t remember where his Galoshes are.
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Same as it ever was ... Same as it ever was ...
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LOL! Oh those days!
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I hear if you back out of the room it all comes back to you.
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