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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

    CNN Promises To Maintain Complete Lack Of Editorial Integrity Despite AT&T-Time Warner Merger https://trib.al/5ysyyUy pic.twitter.com/BfBoZvt1MU

    4:03 PM - 12 Jun 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will we still get to enjoy uninformed people sitting around tables yelling at each other? That's my favourite part of the show.

        2 replies 2 retweets 55 likes
      3. Debbie Webster‏ @Deb2Web Jun 12
        Replying to @OnSophiaStreet @TheOnion

        Hahahah... from "down under" (Utah) I personally LOVE Canada! Thanks for being our neighbor. Maple leaf on my hat!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jun 12
        Replying to @Deb2Web @TheOnion

        Thanks for your conservation related tweets! Bring on the advocacy!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hopefully they'll continue getting commentary from "both sides", by having a panel with a hard core right winger and a moderate liberal.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. RiverRat‏ @3Ron33 Jun 13
        Replying to @chibbitycheee @TheOnion @Benigma2017

        True, which makes this, even funnier... Both hate trump but CNN is so bad the onion still calling them out

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. RiverRat‏ @3Ron33 Jun 13
        Replying to @chibbitycheee @TheOnion @Benigma2017

        Didn't know that! 👍 More journalistic integrity than CNN is still a pretty low bar though tbh 🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🇺🇸#IAmTheNRA Rosenblum‏ @StevenRosenblum Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is great! @TheOnion is more accurate reporting about #FakeNewsCNN, than @CNN is when it reports on... Well, anything.

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      1. Dave Woodall‏ @DaveyWoodall Jun 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Second time’s a charm: Zucker is killing CNN just like he did NBC. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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      1. Tom from Maryland‏ @Tom_from_MD_TWD Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @G_Padraic

        I love @TheOnion - more real news is there than we probably realize...lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Apocke‏ @AntiAnxiAktion Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion on point!

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      2. Ryan Kerzner‏ @Ryan_Kerzner Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since the White House merged with Fox News, it's only fair!

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. HANG 10 ZEN‏ @DOMIrules28 Jun 12
        Replying to @Ryan_Kerzner @TheOnion

        It must seem that way to the looney left after the media’s protection of obama.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Samuel Miller‏ @samuelmiller64 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Business as usual for CNN.

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      1. Ralph Gizzip‏ @R_Gizzip Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @Melvin_Udall_

        @TheOnion Documented to be 83.7% more accurate than @cnn

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      1. Dave Larimer‏ @dl4gl Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We don't want CNN to change. It's one of the best comedy shows on TV especially with that comedian Acosta.

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      1. Dinkleslash 🔪 🗡 ⚔️‏ @Dinkeldash Jun 12
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