Ha ha ha..... Ha.... *Starts crying*
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once again.. too close to call for satire or regular news, Onion! ... and that's the truly horrible part..
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I'll ask again: Is The Onion even satire anymore?
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Reality itself is satirical.
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Between this and this note from
@CNN , I confess that I don’t understand USA anymore

pic.twitter.com/fREcMNw2jR
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That and a few Trump hotels and the world is yours.
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Too spot on to be the Onion.
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I thought you were a satire site. If I wanted real news I'd.... umm..... I guess read your site.
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Basically, what Tom Cotton said to Hugh Hewitt.
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I thought you guys were supposed to report satire, not reality.
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omg you guys are funny
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Metadata doesn't mean real data. It means data about data. Email addresses & phone numbers for example. Metadata doesn't include content.
#FunFact phone touch tones are "pin register" metadata, and not part of the call. Acct #, psw, etc...not subject to 4th Amend protection.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion has been on such a roll recently
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Damn, Onion.
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Still America's finest news source.
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The face of evil!
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