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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

    Saudi Arabia Announces Escalation Of Human Rights Abuses To Curry More Favor With U.S. https://trib.al/2t3J55N pic.twitter.com/DJrueZsjJ7

    3:14 PM - 12 Jun 2018
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      1. Brandon Chesney‏ @deadpirate Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha ha ha..... Ha.... *Starts crying*

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      1. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        once again.. too close to call for satire or regular news, Onion! ... and that's the truly horrible part..

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      2. ¿Quanto? aka Satiricles  🌹‏ @McQuanto714 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll ask again: Is The Onion even satire anymore?

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd Jun 12
        Replying to @McQuanto714 @TheOnion

        Reality itself is satirical.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Between this and this note from @CNN , I confess that I don’t understand USA anymore 🤪🤪🤯pic.twitter.com/fREcMNw2jR

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      2. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That and a few Trump hotels and the world is yours.

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      1. Keats‏ @bkeating56 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too spot on to be the Onion.

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you were a satire site. If I wanted real news I'd.... umm..... I guess read your site.

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      1. Jay Dem‏ @JayDen5210 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Basically, what Tom Cotton said to Hugh Hewitt.

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys were supposed to report satire, not reality.

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      1. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Jun 12
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        omg you guys are funny

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      1. Citizen Crabgrass‏ @CitizenCrabgras Jun 12
        Replying to @justinelomo1 @TheOnion

        Metadata doesn't mean real data. It means data about data. Email addresses & phone numbers for example. Metadata doesn't include content. #FunFact phone touch tones are "pin register" metadata, and not part of the call. Acct #, psw, etc...not subject to 4th Amend protection.

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      1. @20YearDynasty‏ @20YearDynasty Jun 12
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      1. Haunted Hossen  🎃‏ @HossensTweets Jun 12
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        The Onion has been on such a roll recently

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      1. RubenRodriguez‏ @RubenRodriguez Jun 13
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        Damn, Onion.

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jun 13
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        Still America's finest news source.

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      1. SherdyMe‏ @SherdyMe Jun 13
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        The face of evil!

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