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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

    Hideo Kojima Says New Experimental Video Game Will Consist Entirely Of 2-Hour-Long Cutscene https://trib.al/Dt3Ib8y pic.twitter.com/9qbUsQIPoc

    11:41 AM - 12 Jun 2018
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    • MupBocket clingmusic 🎵🎵 Joe Basile epicgamer925 Blaine Sebastian Soviet Sinner Elise Harrington Darius Jefferson Brett Silbaugh
    101 replies 1,691 retweets 6,316 likes
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      2. Erik Jordanger‏ @JoeDanger88 Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can tell it's a joke, a 2 hour cutscene is too short for a Kojima game.

        2 replies 18 retweets 274 likes
      3. Justin List‏ @JustinList Jun 12
        Replying to @JoeDanger88 @TheOnion

        The rest is in DLC

        0 replies 0 retweets 78 likes
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      2. Nick Ardill‏ @Nick_Ardill Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When told that this concept was in fact a "movie" he spat acid in the person's face, and promptly turned into a glowing robot fetus, and flew away.

        1 reply 7 retweets 144 likes
      3. Evil Emu‏ @EvilEmu147 Jun 12
        Replying to @Nick_Ardill @TheOnion

        Isn’t that a regular Tuesday for Kojima?

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      4. Nick Ardill‏ @Nick_Ardill Jun 12
        Replying to @EvilEmu147 @TheOnion

        I hear it's how he starts every Sunday brunch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      5. Evil Emu‏ @EvilEmu147 Jun 12
        Replying to @Nick_Ardill @TheOnion

        Ahhh yes, how could I forget such textbook brunch etiquette? ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. Nick Ardill‏ @Nick_Ardill Jun 12
        Replying to @EvilEmu147 @TheOnion

        Well he does keep his pinky out the entire time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. nick willcox‏ @nwillcox Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Lohlrific finally

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. david‏ @Lohlrific Jun 12
        Replying to @nwillcox @TheOnion

        Only 2 hours? Metal Gear Solid 4 was an 8 hour cutscene.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. nick willcox‏ @nwillcox Jun 12
        Replying to @Lohlrific @TheOnion

        But this also gets rid of that pesky gameplay mechanic

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Kris Young‏ @KayrisGYoung Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2 hours? Why'd he pivot to mobile 😅

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      1. Zombie Michael, unlike Jack, despises Nazis‏ @thepmann Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've played that game, it's called Xenosaga.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1.  🇦🇪 🇯🇵‏ @AidoSama Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kojima will be releasing trailers until 2030, in which then he’ll say “I hope you enjoyed the game”. And we’ll then call it a revolutionary introduction of a new gaming genre.

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      2. Stången‏ @PhDSchroder Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Metal Gear Solid 4 already exists

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Eat treats, do tricks‏ @MxSpoon Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, I'd be fine with this. Kohima should just become a movie director

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Bloody Carrots‏ @Ika_Jamaica Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @VllNTURUTH

        I was about to say that it’s just a movie then I remembered who wrote this lol

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      1. Rlight‏ @RLighton Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Available on @Xbox @PlayStation and for a limited time... @IMAX

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      1. Eric Mikols‏ @duskvstweak Jun 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paging Xenosaga...

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