The Onion is peak satire. Never change.
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I hear a lot of stories about dating from single guys. They see very large women with body positivity stuff intheir dating profile who has very specific physical requirements for men she won't budge on. It's amazing that a person can go through life with so little self-awareness
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"He has a great personality."
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This article will be real in 3 years.
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Knew that guy in highschool, he was like 3 bills. Used to call him sweet rolls...good for him.
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They look happy


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Such a hypocrite.
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It was her day off
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That bitch!
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Body positive? Or just lowering our standards. Discuss.pic.twitter.com/MxSLjjwMK5
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Of course, discriminating against good looking persons because they look good isn’t just as wrong as discriminating against less good looking persons because of reasons...
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Do as I say, not as I do...
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You didn't know? Every woman "deserves" Brad Pitt and the right to complain about things conversely!
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